Famous Hockey Quotes

[Nasty_Magician]

I traded what for Yashin?

~ Mike Milbury after a 3 day bender

I think you're giving him way to much credit to chalk that incompetence up to being in an altered state of mind. He's just an idiot.

 

[Roamer]

Hey now, I stuck up for you you senile old fart!!

Yes, you did, Hank. I truly appreciate it but ...

.... I'm surprised you remembered doing it.

 

[Swamp Dragon]

"The remedy now is two scotches and an aspirin, I think."
Harry Sinden after his Bruins were eliminated from the playoffs

 

[Swamp Dragon]

"I slept like a baby. Every two hours, I woke up and cried."
Tommy McVie after a bad loss

 

[Swamp Dragon]

"Sometimes people ask, 'Are hockey fights real?' I say, 'If they weren’t, I’d get in more of them.'"
Wayne Gretzky

 

[Swamp Dragon]

"I'm just glad it wasn't Machete Night."
Bob Froeseafter fans at Madison Square Garden threw mugs on the ice on 'Mug Night.'

 

[Swamp Dragon]

"Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.”
Jim McKenny

 

[Swamp Dragon]

"Yeah, I’m cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn’t mean I’m not a nice person.”
Jeremy Roenick

 

[Swamp Dragon]

"I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I am a millionaire.”
Bobby Hull

 

[Swamp Dragon]

"I don’t want to get into a 'he said, she said' with the refs…I’m the he."
Chris Pronger

 

[Swamp Dragon]

"The only difference between this and Custer’s last stand was that Custer didn’t have to look at the tape afterward.”
Terry Crisp after his Lightning lost 10-0

 

[Swamp Dragon]

We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don’t even have to go to the hospital.”
Brad Park

 

[IPostedWhat]

Looks like Swamp found the "20 Most Hilarious Hockey Quotes of All Time" article that Bleacher Report did a couple of years ago.

 

[Swamp Dragon]

Looks like Swamp found the "20 Most Hilarious Hockey Quotes of All Time" article that Bleacher Report did a couple of years ago.

Was it bleacher report??? some retarded site anyways

 

[Swamp Dragon]

“It showed nothing. I’m not pregnant.”
–Mikael Samuelsson, on the ultra-sound taken for his groin injury

 

[Swamp Dragon]

Ya gotta have the hands
Howie Meeker

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Ya gotta have the hands
Howie Meeker

Did you ever post "Like a hoop around a barrel"?

What about Danny Gallivan's "Savardian spinorama"?

 

[Swamp Dragon]

Did you ever post "Like a hoop around a barrel"?

What about Danny Gallivan's "Savardian spinorama"?

I was about to go on a Howie expedition and no the Savardian spinorama has not I believe been posted

 

[Swamp Dragon]

Ya gotta skate till next Thursday
Howie Meeker

 

[Swamp Dragon]

Oh gee golly gosh
Howie Meeker