Famous Hockey Quotes

[forty_three]

what number do you want to wear in the the asshole club dragon? Im making shirts

Give me some time to figure out what number I want.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Give me some time to figure out what number I want.

Having a tough time deciding between 9 or 23?

 

[mattola]

OK! Mr. Perfect!

So ... where is your positive contribution? Or ... are you too busy practicing being an asshole to have time to contribute to the conversation.

Honestly!

Lighten up Francis, it's a joke. If I wanted to be an asshole I would have said something a lot more mean spirited than what I said.

what number do you want to wear in the the asshole club dragon? Im making shirts

im starting to have a tough time determining which are quotes and which are not in this thread lol

 

[DragonfromTO]

Give me some time to figure out what number I want.

What kind of asshole are you jumping in front of me like that?

 

[forty_three]

Having a tough time deciding between 9 or 23?

Yup. And 52

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Give me some time to figure out what number I want.

my bad ... i already got you the # 34 screenprinted on the back of a Ed hardy tee ... but no fear ... there are lots of other potential takers on here

 

[forty_three]

my bad ... i already got you the # 34 screenprinted on the back of a Ed hardy tee ... but no fear ... there are lots of other potential takers on here

I could just wear it inside out.

The important thing is the hat that I can wear at a jaunty angle.

 

[DragonfromTO]

what number do you want to wear in the the asshole club dragon? Im making shirts

It's always 96 now. When you wore 9 growing up you figure out pretty quickly that every men's league team you join already has someone wearing it (often someone who wasn't good enough to wear it growing up but always wanted to), and you can't just bully him off of it by scoring more goals than him like you could as a kid.

 

[Roamer]

When I saw Trevor Linden's picture on TSN, I remembered seeing a quote of his after he visited the sight of J.F. Kennedy's assassination. I found it!

Trevor Linden, the President of Hockey Operations for the Vancouver Canucks said: "I had to pinch myself seeing the grassy knoll and the book suppository building."

 

[DragonfromTO]

When I saw Trevor Linden's picture on TSN, I remembered seeing a quote of his after he visited the sight of J.F. Kennedy's assassination. I found it!

Trevor Linden, the President of Hockey Operations for the Vancouver Canucks said: "I had to pinch myself seeing the grassy knoll and the book suppository building."

Same mistake as in Full Metal Jacket. I wonder if Linden was just intentionally being cheeky? Probably not.

 

[Swamp Dragon]

"You were on for 6 of the 7 (goals),'' the question began.

Pronger interrupted.
"Thanks for the green jacket,'' Pronger said. "Always positive. Appreciate that.''
"Give us your thoughts on your game,'' the questioner continued.
"I think you had just stated it,'' he said. "There is not much else to say.''

 

[Swamp Dragon]

Reporter: Gump, which team gives you the most problems?

NYR Goalie Gump Worsley: The Rangers.

More Gumpers


'My face is my mask'

'He should know better than that. He knows I only drink Scotch'


-After being accused of having a beer belly by coach Phil Watson

 

[Swamp Dragon]

After losing 13-0 to the Leafs

It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown

 

[Swamp Dragon]

War is hell, expansion is worse
Tommy McVie

 

[Swamp Dragon]

Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary
Steve Smith

 

[Swamp Dragon]

Can't believe this one was missed
'I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out'

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

After losing 13-0 to the Leafs

It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown

Randy might wanna save this one for this season.

 

[Swamp Dragon]

After losing 13-0 to the Leafs

It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown

Alex Delvecchio

 

[Swamp Dragon]

'The three important elements of hockey are forecheck backcheck and paycheck'
Gil Perrault

 

[Swamp Dragon]

'I quit coaching because of illness and fatigue; the fans were sick and tired of me'
-Bob Plager