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Robotech

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....for excessive nut-shots

Can you imagine Draymond Greenlaw when there is a fumble and guys are piling up to get the ball? He will be going for more than one kind of ball in that situation. Not sure about today's NFL, but I've heard stories from players that nut shots are common in those fumble piles. Draymond would fit right in. LOL.
 

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Can you imagine Draymond Greenlaw when there is a fumble and guys are piling up to get the ball? He will be going for more than one kind of ball in that situation. Not sure about today's NFL, but I've heard stories from players that nut shots are common in those fumble piles. Draymond would fit right in. LOL.

Gives new meaning to stress ball...
 

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Fat boy bad it seems. Possibilty of further punishment as well.

I like it.
I am less concerned with “punishment”, and more interested with rules adjustments to lock down who is allowed in different areas of the field. That is the real problem that needs to be addressed.
 

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I am less concerned with “punishment”, and more interested with rules adjustments to lock down who is allowed in different areas of the field. That is the real problem that needs to be addressed.

Gotta start somewhere. Whack his pee pee and kick him to the press box.
 

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Just tell all non essentials they stay in areas between team and fans.
I can imagine 3 “zones” surrounding the actual field of play…

Z1 (20 to 20, going back approx 15 yards) - players, coaches, officials, game techs (chain gang, cameramen, ball boys, etc)

Z2 (5 - 10 yard cushion around the entire field and Z1) - media, secondary team personnel (medical, executives, limited passes), “elite” security, cheerleaders, mascots

Z3 (between Z3 and the stands) - media tech (camera rigs, media anchor desks), ”random” security, crowd marketing (T-shirt guns)

This is off the top of my head and clearly not ready for implementation, but the general concept is a good starting spot, I think.
 

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Actually, extend a “Z1.5“ from the 0 to 20 with the same rules, only excluding team affiliated personnel (So only officials, cameramen and game techs)
 
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