Don't bring me Down (38st8)

[Kate Upton]

Rock needs to learn a simple secret: If you don't know about it, it didn't happen.

Zig's is like KFC. Every so often it seems like a good idea and you go. Almost immediately you remember how you felt last time you did, you leave and vow not to go back.

Solution: Don't read what those cocksuckers are saying cause it's never gonna change.

I told him that numerous times...

But like I told Capt. O yesterday about me ragging on a Northern Ohio sports fan...

He...

Just...

Can't...

Help...

Himself

 

[CaptO]

Well he sure as fuck acts like a Litigator. Wait? Uno works at the Casino? Wow I'm learning all sorts of shit tonight.

Ask Rock. After I gave him Unos real name he tracked him down & started posting all his personal info. He was working at a casino. Got no reason to make any of this shit up. Its all verifiable

 

[Kate Upton]

Question is - is he REALLY a lawyer. Seriously? Working at a casino?

I think Rock had a picture of him posting on CBS while he was on the shitter

 

[HammerDown]

He's gots them Mad Lawyern's skillz

Then he needs to go back to law school cause isn't a very basic requirement of a lawyer to have discretion?

He's a lawyer. Hmmm. But he's on internet message boards day and night? I call bullshit.

 

[HammerDown]

My best buds a lawyer for ConEd in NYC. Dont have enough time to take a piss nevermind spending hours on a message board. Just sayin

Hadn't seen this when I made my post. Show me a fuckin lawyer who hangs out in places like Zig's Bar online all day and fucking night. She me one!

Lawyer my ass.

 

[HammerDown]

Wait, whose supposed to be a lawyer? Uno or Bone?

 

[Kate Upton]

Hadn't seen this when I made my post. Show me a fuckin lawyer who hangs out in places like Zig's Bar online all day and fucking night. She me one!

Lawyer my ass.

I don't think he ever claimed he actually was a lawyer...

Just that he was going to law school.

I don't know for sure though.

 

[CaptO]

I think Rock had a picture of him posting on CBS while he was on the shitter

Fuck....& I missed that !!

 

[CaptO]

Wait, whose supposed to be a lawyer? Uno or Bone?

Uno

 

[Kate Upton]

Wait, whose supposed to be a lawyer? Uno or Bone?

Uno.

I don't know shit about that Bone guy.

 

[CaptO]

I don't think he ever claimed he actually was a lawyer...

Just that he was going to law school.

I don't know for sure though.

If he isnt one yet, then hes been going to law school since '07.......

 

[Lord Scalious]

I don't think he ever claimed he actually was a lawyer...

Just that he was going to law school.

I don't know for sure though.

Yeah..Law school.

 

[Kate Upton]

Fuck....& I missed that !!

Yeah.

Rock made a troll ID called "toilet PC" or some shit...

That's the kind of stuff that makes me want to have Rock around.

He does have his moments.

 

[HammerDown]

I am calling bullshit on Uno being a lawyer. The frantic PMs he was sending me showed a laughable lack of basic knowledge of the law. There's no fucking way.

 

[CaptO]

Yeah.

Rock made a troll ID called "toilet PC" or some shit...

That's the kind of stuff that makes me want to have Rock around.

He does have his moments.

Yep.....some of that shit was pure genius

 

[Kate Upton]

If he isnt one yet, then hes been going to law school since '07.......

8th time with the BAR is the charm.

 

[CaptO]

I am calling bullshit on Uno being a lawyer. The frantic PMs he was sending me showed a laughable lack of basic knowledge of the law. There's no fucking way.

110%

 

[HammerDown]

Mark Reynolds to the Yankees? We all predicted it but laughed it off. Even the fuckin Yankees wouldn't stoop so low!

 

[CaptO]

8th time with the BAR is the charm.

He really missed his calling. Should of gone the politican route. Could filibuster any House/Senate committee into submission out of sheer boredom

 

[Lord Scalious]

Mark Reynolds to the Yankees? We all predicted it but laughed it off. Even the fuckin Yankees wouldn't stoop so low!

If he is playing 3B.

He'll sink whatever little chance the Yankees had this year.