Do You Have to Have Been Good at Baseball to Understand It?

[williewilliejuan]

Yes, Omar likes bags of big dicks.

I hear it's cheaper if you go to Costco and buy the big box of dicks. If you have the room to store them, of course.

 

[handicappers]

I hear it's cheaper if you go to Costco and buy the big box of dicks. If you have the room to store them, of course.

Oh, he has the room. A box of dicks would fit nicely in his fat stomach.

I heard you could lose weight if you take amphetamines and stop eating so many bags/boxes of dicks.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Oh, he has the room. A box of dicks would fit nicely in his fat stomach.

I heard you could lose weight if you take amphetamines and stop eating so many bags/boxes of dicks.

I'll defer to your expertise on such matters.

 

[handicappers]

I'll defer to your expertise on such matters.

It was clearly stated in Omar's "I'm fat and want to take amphetamines" thread.

 

[broncosmitty]

I bet Theo Epstein was unfuckingbelieveable in Pony League.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Saw that. Maybe our continued hammering of his incredible value has worn off?

I still liked your bullpen last time. But I had Hiller pencilled in for you. And with Wlk nabbing Hoyt things just were different than what I had assumed.

Wouldn't have made a difference against Tanana anyways!!

 

[broncosmitty]

Wouldn't have made a difference against Tanana anyways!!

Damn straight!

 

[Cedrique]

LOL

Dude never pitched above A ball, but is telling all his kids that he made the show.

Dude probably said he was drafted by the Pittsburgh Pirates and played for the Pirates (Princeton), which is all true. The kids took it from there and believed what they wanted to believe.
But the stories of beating Bonds and Van Slyke in a footrace, and the HR off of Valenzuela were a little egregious.

 

[Omar 382]

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[Omar 382]

I have handijob on ignore. How much dick is he sucking in this thread? Anderson Cooper? John Elton?

 

[navamind]

Joe Morgan is a classic example of how even great players can be terrible analysts.

 

[Mondo Jay]

I went to Oregon State to play baseball, but naturally I blew out my arm on a drunken fraternity stunt a month into my Freshman year (tried to throw a ball through a rival frat's window...missed).

I then proceeded to party my ass of for 3 semesters (eventually got kicked out of the frat for wanton dope smoking) A glorious run I must say...

I have also GM'ed and managed my whatifsports teams to 9 Championships on the internets.

I am well rounded.

 

[broncosmitty]

I have handijob on ignore. How much dick is he sucking in this thread? Anderson Cooper? John Elton?

He's just popping pills, it's cool.

 

[Villain]

and brought the cubs into respectability... If I were the cubs, I host Goat week... all week they have a petting zoo before the games and allow children to ride the goats...

Wait, what if @Iffster wants to ride the goats.... in private...?

 

[Omar 382]

It was clearly stated in Omar's "I'm fat and want to take amphetamines" thread.

Ephedrine isn't an amphetamine retard

 

[calsnowskier]

I went to Oregon State to play baseball, but naturally I blew out my arm on a drunken fraternity stunt a month into my Freshman year (tried to throw a ball through a rival frat's window...missed).

I then proceeded to party my ass of for 3 semesters (eventually got kicked out of the frat for wanton dope smoking) A glorious run I must say...

I have also GM'ed and managed my whatifsports teams to 9 Championships on the internets.

I am well rounded.

That tends to happen to a lot of former athletes. Without the constant competition, they tend to really let themselves go...

 

[calsnowskier]

Wait, what if @Iffster wants to ride the goats.... in private...?

That's baaaaahhhhhdd...

 

[The Q]

That tends to happen to a lot of former athletes. Without the constant competition, they tend to really let themselves go...

I partied more my last semester of college (blew out my knee in spring training) than I did the rest of the time. Easily.

 

[broncosmitty]

Wait, what if @Iffster wants to ride the goats.... in private...?

He'd break a hip?

 

[broncosmitty]

That tends to happen to a lot of former athletes. Without the constant competition, they tend to really let themselves go...

Some do even with the competition.

Loved watching David Wells. Don't really love watching Bartolo Colon, but it stills happens.