Dee Home Run 100% Scripted

[HammerDown]

Dee Gordon can barely hit home runs in batting practice you tard

Isn't that exactly his point?

 

[HammerDown]

I agree. OP is a tard.

And you believe Gordon? That it was "a miracle from God?"

Gimme a break.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

He had 4 in 145 games last year, 2 in 148 games in 2014. He is right on pace lol

So he was due

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Look guys, I'm only gonna explain this ONCE:




The Mets SUCK.





EOT

 

[Bulletz]

The most disgusting script yet was David Ortiz shedding crocodile tears for the camera. How incredibly sickening.

You might need some counseling.

 

[CowboyB]

Hahaha you guys are fucking delusional!!!

It was a meter right down the middle. The first pitch being a ball was fucking scripted.

Lots of gullible schmucks out there lol

 

[HammerDown]

Hahaha you guys are fucking delusional!!!

It was a meter right down the middle. The first pitch being a ball was fucking scripted.

Lots of gullible schmucks out there lol

Prepare to be called juvenile names because you don't think God planned it.

 

[CowboyB]

Prepare to be called juvenile names because you don't think God planned it.

God can't stop 6 million Jews from dying, twin towers from crumbling and Donald Trump but he sure knows how to make a baseball fly out if the park.

Fucking juvenile idiots.

 

[HammerDown]

God can't stop 6 million Jews from dying, twin towers from crumbling and Donald Trump but he sure knows how to make a baseball fly out if the park.

Fucking juvenile idiots.

God hit that ball out.

But didn't save Jose's life.

Incredible how dim some of these clowns are.

"If you didn't believe in God before, you should now." - Dee Gordon (with tears streaming down face)

beyond fucking belief.

 

[CowboyB]

God hit that ball out.

But didn't save Jose's life.

Incredible how dim some of these clowns are.

"If you didn't believe in God before, you should now." - Dee Gordon (with tears streaming down face)

beyond fucking belief.

That's just awesome. Cognitive dissonance ruining our sports too.

 

[CowboyB]

If it realy were part of God's plans to kill Jose Fernandez so Dee Gordon could hit a home run.... Why the fuck would you want to pray to an asshole like that??

That sounds devilish not heavenly.

 

[HammerDown]

If it realy were part of God's plans to kill Jose Fernandez so Dee Gordon could hit a home run.... Why the fuck would you want to pray to an asshole like that??

That sounds devilish not heavenly.

"God wanted another angel so he sent Jose Fernandez' boat crashing into the rocks and then for even more drama, he got David Ortiz all choked up on national tv and lifted Dee Gordon's ball out. Isn't God amazing?"

 

[CowboyB]

"God wanted another angel so he sent Jose Fernandez' boat crashing into the rocks and then for even more drama, he got David Ortiz all choked up on national tv and lifted Dee Gordon's ball out. Isn't God amazing?"

He is amazing. I know it because I feel it on the inside.

 

[cerealboi]

It was an optical illusion done with green screen on a sound stage.

This is accurate. There's a tell tale give away if you watch the video of the homer - look closely and it appears that more than 5,000 "fans" attended the game. So fake.

 

[cerealboi]

You might need some counseling.

Might?

 

[The Derski]

I never once said God had anything to do with it. Im the last person to give God credit for anything that happens. I just don't think fatass Bartolo Colon grooved a pitch to someone that weighs 100 lbs so he could get his 9th career homer. The Mets are hanging on for dear life for a playoff spot with 5 games left.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I mean really guys. If you believe that ball wasn't served up on purpose..

Can I interest you in some oceanfront property here in AZ?

Sorry, the Mets aren't giving up a homer on purpose in a playoff chase.

And George Strait wants his song back.

 

[CowboyB]

Sorry, the Mets aren't giving up a homer on purpose in a playoff chase.

And George Strait wants his song back.

You're telling me the team who made deals with Bernie Madoff should be given the benefit of the doubt in their decision making??

That's like saying Trump is more trustworthy than Hillary.

 

[Chewbaccer]

You're telling me the team who made deals with Bernie Madoff should be given the benefit of the doubt in their decision making??

That's like saying Trump is more trustworthy than Hillary.

Well, Trump doesn't have blood on his hands, but let's keep politics in the politics forum.

 

[ROMOTOOWENS]

So it sounds like we have a lot of non believers in this thread