Dee Home Run 100% Scripted

[Omar 382]

I'm disagreeing.

You guys are dense as fuck or salty about something. Which is it?

Or do you believe Almighty God lifted that ball out? That's it, isn't it?

No. This is a thread about Dee Gordon's home run being scripted, which is bullshit. No one on this thread (as least to my knowledge) is claiming God immaculately intervened and made Dee Gordon hit the home run.

 

[HammerDown]

I don't really care what got the ball out of the park. If Gordon wants to believe God did it, I don't give a shit. He can believe what he wants to believe. He lost his friend and maybe this makes him feel better.

Got it.

You're entitled to an opinion.

But I'm not.

Glad we're on the same page now.

 

[HammerDown]

No. This is a thread about Dee Gordon's home run being scripted, which is bullshit. No one on this thread (as least to my knowledge) is claiming God immaculately intervened and made Dee Gordon hit the home run.

Dee Gordon claimed that.

Why is that so impossible for you to acknowledge?

 

[Omar 382]

Got it.

You're entitled to an opinion.

But I'm not.

Glad we're on the same page now.

You're entitled to it certainly. It's just irrelevant to this topic.

 

[Omar 382]

Dee Gordon claimed that.

Why is that so impossible for you to acknowledge?

So fucking what? Am I fucking Dee Gordon? If that's what he believes, why do you care?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Bartolo gave up 5 runs in 2 innings of that game

"Meatballs for everyone"

 

[ill]

Bartolo gave up 5 runs in 2 innings of that game

"Meatballs for everyone"

that was all scripted

 

[Omar 382]

Bartolo gave up 5 runs in 2 innings of that game

"Meatballs for everyone"

I would think Bartolo would want to conserve all the meatballs for himself for the post-game buffet

 

[Omar 382]

that was all scripted

everything is scripted bro

 

[HammerDown]

So fucking what? Am I fucking Dee Gordon? If that's what he believes, why do you care?

...and yet you're mindfucked over a dumb personal opinion of mine.

 

[ill]

...and yet you're mindfucked over a dumb personal opinion of mine.

isn't that what the internet is for?

 

[HammerDown]

isn't that what the internet is for?

"No opinions allowed!" - @Omar 382

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Not for nothing but if God is spending time worrying about baseball with all the suffering humanity endures, God's kind of a dick.

 

[beardown07]

 

[moxie]

OMG, dude. Get to the fucking point! I feel like I scrolled for a half an hour to get to the bottom of that and I still don't know wtf you're talking about.


SQUIRREL!

 

[Cedrique]

OMG, dude. Get to the fucking point! I feel like I scrolled for a half an hour to get to the bottom of that and I still don't know wtf you're talking about.


SQUIRREL!

I jerked off twice before I got to the bottom of that

 

[DetroitFan*]

 

[navamind]

Another classy online post from the "Best Fans in Baseball"

 

[HammerDown]

How utterly revolting.

 

[handicappers]

Even if it was scripted, it sure was heart warming. Anyone that doesn't think so is a heartless dookie face.