Dear N00Bs from Rivals

[UCFhonors]

BULLSHIT, PUSSY! Enjoy the new damn order of things, and count your precious blessings I don't focus my attention on you, small time.


This is OUR site now.

#UCFacts

 

[ralphiewvu]

So.....pencil you in for parking cars on the 29th?

Are you sure your parents want their basement full of internet strangers?

 

[ozanaminn]

Why you so bitter, my friend?

I do not think I am bitter, just think that's how things will turn out. Probably will happen by spring football.

 

[Toadman005]

Woah, that’s gross.

You ahhh paying anything though???

20 bucks is 20 bucks

$20? Jesus Christ, I'm not made of money!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Yeah? Tell 'em I said I'm taking down names.

YEEEEEEEEEUH!

Now tell us about how you cut that Cop!

 

[ralphiewvu]

$20? Jesus Christ, I'm not made of money!

Than you’ll have to have that michiganNder clown do it for free per usual.

 

[UCFhonors]

Hi. Welcome to the site. I am glad you asked. Please fill out this small survey.


1.) Do you like movies about gladiators?

A - Very much. I love the look of men's glistening bodies.
B - Yes.
C - Not so much
D - WTF?

2.) Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

A - Yes. I did unmentionable things in Turkey.
B - Yes, but I was set up.
C - No.
D - Uhhh.

3.) Do you ever hang around gymnasiums?

A - Always. Sometimes to try to get the quarterback to sign my balls.
B - Yes, but only because I'm forced to.
C - No.
D - I don't like where this is going.

4.) Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

A - At least twenty times.
B - Only when I look in the mirror. Disgusting.
C - No.
D - I'm out.


If you answered "D" to one, or more, questions, it's best you leave this site and never return.

1. A
2. B
3. A - I go to tons of UCF practices
4. A

#UCFacts

 

[michigaNDer]

Are you sure your parents want their basement full of internet strangers?

Ralphie, you're not a stranger anymore. Besides, Toad would be disappointed if you didn't park his r*pe van.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

1. A
2. B
3. A - I go to tons of UCF practices
4. A

#UCFacts

You may stay.

 

[michigaNDer]

Than you’ll have to have that michiganNder clown do it for free per usual.

Don't be jealous, Ralphie. There's plenty here for you.

 

[Toadman005]

YEEEEEEEEEUH!

Now tell us about how you cut that Cop!

What the Hell you talking about, dump truck?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

What the Hell you talking about, dump truck?

 

[TheDayMan]

Careful, that's not very tolerant/sensitive, you might lose lib card.

 

[CouchOnFire]

Are you living in the town that has the restaurant where it's full of hot waitresses and they all carry?

It's the next 'town' over, so close, my wife works in that town. I have to tell ya, 'Shooters' was one of the first places I had on my list to go and chow. Was NOT disappointed

 

[TemptressToo]

It's the next 'town' over, so close, my wife works in that town. I have to tell ya, 'Shooters' was one of the first places I had on my list to go and chow. Was NOT disappointed

Where does your wife work again?

 

[CouchOnFire]

Where does your wife work again?

The town is called, wait for it...















Rifle
Hahaha!!

 

[Toadman005]

Prison sex?

 

[TheDayMan]

 

[Tigity]

I'm throwing a semi-final playoff party at the house for some local posters and friends. Curious if any of you SH guys are available. I need a couple guys to park cars and 2 to help the caterers.

Only if you pay me with one of those magnificent blowjobs you are famous for. Deal?

 

[Tigity]

BULLSHIT, PUSSY! Enjoy the new damn order of things, and count your precious blessings I don't focus my attention on you, small time.


This is OUR site now.

See you are starting to make friends and everything now. You truly are at home here.