Dear N00Bs from Rivals

[_rolltideroll_]

 

[ralphiewvu]

Ok

That was easy

 

[7Samurai13]

WTF did you call me?

 

[bamagrad75]

Green font is sarcasm font.

Umm, yes thank you for pointing out the obvious and letting the joke about Level 3 being green go unnoticed.

 

[michigaNDer]

That was easy

Yeah, Champ! There's only so many times I'm gonna smack someone without anything coming back. Just wouldn't be right.

 

[7Samurai13]

Umm, yes thank you for pointing out the obvious and letting the joke about Level 3 being green go unnoticed.

I figures you got it, was helping others.

 

[ralphiewvu]

Yeah, Champ! There's only so many times I'm gonna smack someone without anything coming back. Just wouldn't be right.

You really need to learn your definition of smack. Just like that idiot gump from your last site needs to learn what T-shirt bandwagon means.

 

[_rolltideroll_]

Is there some kind of initiation or test we have to take in order to become a Hooplian? Asking for a friend.

 

[7Samurai13]

Is there some kind of initiation or test we have to take in order to become a Hooplian? Asking for a friend.

You must answer the sacred questions.

@Winged_Wheel88

 

[Toadman005]

LOL

Take your gay aviator and go back to that other site bitch. An go Fuck Yourself while you’re at it.

How do you know my pilot is gay?

 

[Toadman005]

Hey Pally, I just checked, they're still not ready to let you back into the Politics Forum

Yeah? Tell 'em I said I'm taking down names.

 

[ralphiewvu]

How do you know my pilot is gay?

I have used gaydar before to weed out the heathens.

 

[_rolltideroll_]

You really need to learn your definition of smack. Just like that idiot gump from your last site needs to learn what T-shirt bandwagon means.

Just one gump? Hmmm... I think I'm good, right?

 

[Toadman005]

Its cute you guys need each other. Keep up the great work!

You are my meat. I claim your bitch ass. We will shower together.

 

[ralphiewvu]

Just one gump? Hmmm... I think I'm good, right?

Sure why not

 

[michigaNDer]

You really need to learn your definition of smack. Just like that idiot gump from your last site needs to learn what T-shirt bandwagon means.

It's when I take my schlong and beat it across your face.

 

[ralphiewvu]

You are my meat. I claim your bitch ass. We will shower together.

Woah, that’s gross.

You ahhh paying anything though???

20 bucks is 20 bucks

 

[ralphiewvu]

It's when I take my schlong and beat it across your face.

So you shouldn’t have used that here then. Keep that in your pocket for rivals. Always happy to help the ignorant!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Is there some kind of initiation or test we have to take in order to become a Hooplian? Asking for a friend.

Hi. Welcome to the site. I am glad you asked. Please fill out this small survey.


1.) Do you like movies about gladiators?

A - Very much. I love the look of men's glistening bodies.
B - Yes.
C - Not so much
D - WTF?

2.) Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

A - Yes. I did unmentionable things in Turkey.
B - Yes, but I was set up.
C - No.
D - Uhhh.

3.) Do you ever hang around gymnasiums?

A - Always. Sometimes to try to get the quarterback to sign my balls.
B - Yes, but only because I'm forced to.
C - No.
D - I don't like where this is going.

4.) Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

A - At least twenty times.
B - Only when I look in the mirror. Disgusting.
C - No.
D - I'm out.


If you answered "D" to one, or more, questions, it's best you leave this site and never return.

 

[michigaNDer]

So you shouldn’t have used that here then. Keep that in your pocket for rivals. Always happy to help the ignorant!

So.....pencil you in for parking cars on the 29th?