CUM: robbed @ gun point by own player

[BamaInHoustonRTR]

Poor guy cant catch a break. Keep your head up CUM, don't want to take it to the face.

Urban Meyer was robbed at gunpoint in the parking lot outside of Ohio State’s football facility Monday night by one of his Buckeyes players, but the head coach said it was just an isolated incident and the program is moving on.

“The media and our program’s critics and rivals want to make a big deal out of the fact that one of my backup defensive lineman held a gun to my head and told me to empty my pockets,” said Meyer. “They want to focus on the negatives of that incident. What they won’t tell you, and what I’m hear to tell you, is the good that came out of it.”

Meyer said he “looked [the player] in the eyes” and said: “Okay, I’ll give you this one armed robbery, but I want to see your best in the weightroom tomorrow. And he did. He busted his ass and he looked good doing it, too, in a nice new wardrobe I assume he bought with my money. If he keeps working hard, he can become an impact player for us. And then who will really care about this armed robbery?”

Urban Meyer to Buckeyes Player Robbing Him at Gunpoint: "You owe me a long day in the weightroom tomorrow" - SportsPickle | SportsPickle

 

[FSUmanager]

:ss:


YOu just had to stir it. Funny story, but dang this is going to blow up.

 

[WhiteMamba]

This kinda shit...



SportsHoopla aint Disney

 

[NickVT10]

Troll hard or not at all right?

 

[rolltide14_0]

Bahaha!

 

[NickVT10]

can we just get this waste of a thread deleted?

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Sounds like Urban has things under control @ "Da House".

 

[WhiteMamba]

can we just get this waste of a thread deleted?

Ive already had to delete a thread today and ban an asshole 3 posts in. I am going to start getting a reputation. But this thread doesnt belong on the Hoops CFB board.

 

[WhiteMamba]

what? Is this a dozen Urb threads this week?

Couldnt you have put this in one of them?

 

[NickVT10]

Ive already had to delete a thread today and ban an asshole 3 posts in. I am going to start getting a reputation. But this thread doesnt belong on the Hoops CFB board.

We will call you the enforcer

 

[WhiteMamba]

We will call you the enforcer

that is not what I want.

I can be the Miskolini of the CFB board I spose...

 

[JDM]

Lol, this shit's funny, though.

 

[rolltide14_0]

Nothing wrong with this thread....I've seen much worse stay on here.

 

[NickVT10]

Nothing wrong with this thread....I've seen much worse stay on here.

I feel like if it was only this thread but people have been trolling the Ohio State stuff all week making thread after thread of the same crap just like that washington fan was making the top QB threads over and over

 

[WhiteMamba]

k. Just wondering.

I am just actually starting to feel for the tOSU fans. God, been brutal round here for em.

 

[#1BostonFan]

Is this even real? What player puts a gun to his coaches head and then nothing happens? The coach just says work tomorrow, here's my money? If this is true the kid is hooked on something to actually rob his own head coach. You don't want new clothes that badly lol.

 

[Sox33OSU]

Dude, sportspickle.com is the shit. This is funny as hell.

 

[Sox33OSU]

Is this even real? What player puts a gun to his coaches head and then nothing happens? The coach just says work tomorrow, here's my money? If this is true the kid is hooked on something to actually rob his own head coach. You don't want new clothes that badly lol.

This post is the epitome of "facepalm".

 

[4down20]

Is this even real? What player puts a gun to his coaches head and then nothing happens? The coach just says work tomorrow, here's my money? If this is true the kid is hooked on something to actually rob his own head coach. You don't want new clothes that badly lol.

Satire.

Personally not a big fan of Satire usually, and this is another case. I enjoy satire that is used as hyperbole to make a point, or to point out something absurd. But this is the kind of satire I don't really care for, just a made up story with no real point.

I have to agree I've seen worse on here however.

 

[#1BostonFan]

This post is the epitome of "facepalm".

This is too dumb to believe tbh. I don't see anything on ESPN or CBS about it. I'm not saying it didn't happen, but it's pretty unbelievable.