Crosby Dies in Fiery Auto Accident

[Forty_Sixand2]

I thought that he jumped out of the Petersen Event Center at a concert?????

Man Plunges To Death At Petersen Events Center - Pittsburgh News Story - WTAE Pittsburgh

 

[SLY]

Holy shit ^^^, that story is crazy and retarded at the same time... 19 yrs old, not a bad looking kid... way too young. Grateful Dead show, ran through a window, I'm definitely assuming drugs were involved. Probably trippin' on acid or some shit, dumb hippies.

 

[SLY]

So, when is Crosby's funeral? I'll attend wearing my USA jersey.

 

[puckhead]

Where did this joke stem form? I'm lost, did he actually get in a car accident or something?

just a stupid April 1 thing.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

just a stupid April 1 thing.

I can kind of see the resemblance......

 

[UTVolCountry]

So...any more details?

 

[IPostedWhat]

So...any more details?

Yeah, it turns out the car will be just fine.

 

[puckhead]

Yeah, it turns out the car will be just fine.

Ryan Miller happened to be driving by, and spat out the window.
a drop of spit landed on the car, and its leprosy was immediately cured.

A-Miller

 

[UTVolCountry]

LOL! Yall are crazy. In a good way.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The only one to make it out alive of the burning wreck was Crosby's dog, Sidney Corgi:

 

[SLY]

***BREAKING NEWS*** Savages Ate the Dog, No Survivors...

 

[elocomotive]

Darkstone is going to be upset. Rumor has it Crosby would have survived if he had been wearing his helmet properly.... and not trying to drive his car with skates on.

 

[UTVolCountry]

Ate the dog??? Damn, this just keeps getting worse and worse.

 

[SLY]

***BREAKING NEWS*** Savages Ate the Dog, No Survivors...

in other news, it appears Kris Letang is actually female.

 

[elocomotive]

in other news, it appears Kris Letang is actually female.

Oh... well then Crosby is definitely not gay. Rumor quashed.

 

[SLY]

Oh... well then Crosby is definitely not gay. Rumor quashed.

No, he's just been reduced to charcoal.

 

[IPostedWhat]

in other news, it appears Kris Letang is actually female.

Oh... well then Crosby is definitely not gay. Rumor quashed.

No, it just means that Crosby is a prettier female.

 

[dare2be]

No, it just means that Crosby is a prettier female.

Ah, it all makes sense now...all the hate...it's just you people are so pissed off at your favorite players and teams getting schooled by a girl. I get it.

 

[SLY]

MOD!!! RUN!!!

 

[dare2be]

Don't think of me as mod when I'm laying out the smack!