Cowboys a good bet to win Super Bowl

[fightinfunbags]

The real psychological profile gets clearer. You clearly felt your whole life that you were forced to be an Eagles fan like a lemming walking off a cliff. You didn't know any better or that you had a choice so you did it. Everyone around you did it because they had to. You were jealous of the Cowboys and their storied history and watching them be better than your team as a kid year after year after year after year. It became a part of your life and in many ways your whole life. Grown men sat around dwelling on their hatred of the Cowboys and their obsessions became your obsession. You grew to hate the Cowboys and their fans more and more and your obsession with them grew stronger each year and more importantly you began to resent your own failure of a team and your shit City more and more. You hated feeling like a loser every year and you started to realize that everyone around you was a bunch of losers too and in real life, not just because of Football. You bought expensive sneakers to try and hide this and to feel like a winner, if for but a fleeing minute, but it felt so hollow and never changed anything. You still were who you were and in a City you hated. You pretended you liked it, loved it even, but deep down inside you told yourself you would get out someday and never look back. You promised yourself that you'd never subject your kids to this horrible, empty, depressed life.

This is why when message boards became popular you took the first chance you could get to entrench yourself in the Cowboy board on ESPN; to see what it felt like and to relive the youth you wish you had chosen. This is why you took the first chance you could and fled Philly and indeed never looked back. You chose the place the most opposite of Philly that you could find - is that not not a sign of what you were running away from. But then you found even in Phoenix Cowboys fans were everywhere. You couldn't escape them. They truly were America's team and it was just too much to take. It's deep rooted in every part of you, not just Football but it signaled how bad your life was and how unhappy you were. You told your shrink, but it still didn't help. You inherited money but it too wasn't enough. To this day the obsession still drives you every day. Why doesn't my team get the notoriety? We won a SB but it still hasn't changed anything!!! It became clearer that you are still and always will be second fiddle. Why are they America's team!!! We should be America's team!!! Why don't little kids from all over the Country want to wear an Eagle on the side of their helmet, you thought, and it angers you more each year as the mistakes of your life eat away at you. Your hatred is so profound that you are actually happier when the Cowboys lose than when your own team wins. You are still this angry, insecure kid from Philly and it's all because of the Cowboys. America's Team.

One aspect of sports is community. Playoffs around here in all 4 sports are awesome. Even casual fans are following daily and living and dying with every second of action. If the Cowboys win a Super Bowl are you able to even go to the parade and celebrate a championship with your community? I still remember the Phillies parade in 08 and the Eagles parade in Feb of 18. Some of my favorite sports memories. You’ll never have any of that. You’ll march into work as the lone Cowboy fan in the office and no one else is going to give a fuck.

 

[Manster7588]

Like I said... total coincidence that your football and basketball teams are all time greats. Nothing to do with them winning and winning. Just like Schmoopy

Go suck a cock bitch.

Do we need to do this step by step again?


Step 1.

My dads from Milford, Massachusetts. He moved to LA in the early 50's.

What teams should he have followed?

 

[Manster7588]

Around where I grew up (Philly suburbs), the Dallas Cowboys fans were those annoying kids in your class that just picked a team to fuck with Eagles fans. They enjoyed being not liked.

Of course you didn't like them. They were the ones kicking your ass daily.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Of course you didn't like them. They were the ones kicking your ass daily.

Nope. We took a detention in 6th grade for throwing Kenny Paris’s Cowboy jacket in the mud at recess. The rest of the year Kenny got special accommodations to eat lunch with a teacher because he couldn’t handle his shit, little cry baby bitch. Mud comes out in the wash but being an epic vagina is forever.

 

[Manster7588]

The real psychological profile gets clearer. You clearly felt your whole life that you were forced to be an Eagles fan like a lemming walking off a cliff. You didn't know any better or that you had a choice so you did it. Everyone around you did it because they had to. You were jealous of the Cowboys and their storied history and watching them be better than your team as a kid year after year after year after year. It became a part of your life and in many ways your whole life. Grown men sat around dwelling on their hatred of the Cowboys and their obsessions became your obsession. You grew to hate the Cowboys and their fans more and more and your obsession with them grew stronger each year and more importantly you began to resent your own failure of a team and your shit City more and more. You hated feeling like a loser every year and you started to realize that everyone around you was a bunch of losers too and in real life, not just because of Football. You bought expensive sneakers to try and hide this and to feel like a winner, if for but a fleeing minute, but it felt so hollow and never changed anything. You still were who you were and in a City you hated. You pretended you liked it, loved it even, but deep down inside you told yourself you would get out someday and never look back. You promised yourself that you'd never subject your kids to this horrible, empty, depressed life.

This is why when message boards became popular you took the first chance you could get to entrench yourself in the Cowboy board on ESPN; to see what it felt like and to relive the youth you wish you had chosen. This is why you took the first chance you could and fled Philly and indeed never looked back. You chose the place the most opposite of Philly that you could find - is that not not a sign of what you were running away from. But then you found even in Phoenix Cowboys fans were everywhere. You couldn't escape them. They truly were America's team and it was just too much to take. It's deep rooted in every part of you, not just Football but it signaled how bad your life was and how unhappy you were. You told your shrink, but it still didn't help. You inherited money but it too wasn't enough. To this day the obsession still drives you every day. Why doesn't my team get the notoriety? We won a SB but it still hasn't changed anything!!! It became clearer that you are still and always will be second fiddle. Why are they America's team!!! We should be America's team!!! Why don't little kids from all over the Country want to wear an Eagle on the side of their helmet, you thought, and it angers you more each year as the mistakes of your life eat away at you. Your hatred is so profound that you are actually happier when the Cowboys lose than when your own team wins. You are still this angry, insecure kid from Philly and it's all because of the Cowboys. America's Team.

Nice intelligent post, do you think he'll understand?

 

[Manster7588]

Nope. We took a detention in 6th grade for throwing Kenny Paris’s Cowboy jacket in the mud at recess. The rest of the year Kenny got special accommodations to eat lunch with a teacher because he couldn’t handle his shit, little cry baby bitch. Mud comes out in the wash but being an epic vagina is forever.

That never happened, it's obvious they whopped your ass daily.

 

[fightinfunbags]

That never happened, it's obvious they whopped your ass daily.

Whopped? WTF is that? Must be some gay shit you’re into.

 

[jarntt]

One aspect of sports is community. Playoffs around here in all 4 sports are awesome. Even casual fans are following daily and living and dying with every second of action. If the Cowboys win a Super Bowl are you able to even go to the parade and celebrate a championship with your community? I still remember the Phillies parade in 08 and the Eagles parade in Feb of 18. Some of my favorite sports memories. You’ll never have any of that. You’ll march into work as the lone Cowboy fan in the office and no one else is going to give a fuck.

I've been to a lot more than 2 championship parades. They get boring after a while and to be honest I think anyone over the age of 23 who attends is kind of stupid...

 

[fightinfunbags]

I've been to a lot more than 2 championship parades. They get boring after a while and to be honest I think anyone over the age of 23 who attends is kind of stupid...

That’s because you don’t understand the role sports plays in community because you’ve rejected that aspect of it. Championship parades are awesome at any age.

 

[Iggloo]

 

[jarntt]

That’s because you don’t understand the role sports plays in community because you’ve rejected that aspect of it. Championship parades are awesome at any age.

yeah, that's why

 

[Sparhawk]

There's no way this gets to 500 pages.....

 

[GNG]

Dallas hasn't done shit for 25 years and they have as many young fans as any team in football while they haven't won a SINGLE CHAMPIOSHIP.

You are right, even here in the Green Bay area Cowboys merchandise is 2nd to Packers merchandise. I believe the Steelers are in 3rd place.

 

[handicappers]

The real psychological profile gets clearer. You clearly felt your whole life that you were forced to be an Eagles fan like a lemming walking off a cliff. You didn't know any better or that you had a choice so you did it. Everyone around you did it because they had to. You were jealous of the Cowboys and their storied history and watching them be better than your team as a kid year after year after year after year. It became a part of your life and in many ways your whole life. Grown men sat around dwelling on their hatred of the Cowboys and their obsessions became your obsession. You grew to hate the Cowboys and their fans more and more and your obsession with them grew stronger each year and more importantly you began to resent your own failure of a team and your shit City more and more. You hated feeling like a loser every year and you started to realize that everyone around you was a bunch of losers too and in real life, not just because of Football. You bought expensive sneakers to try and hide this and to feel like a winner, if for but a fleeing minute, but it felt so hollow and never changed anything. You still were who you were and in a City you hated. You pretended you liked it, loved it even, but deep down inside you told yourself you would get out someday and never look back. You promised yourself that you'd never subject your kids to this horrible, empty, depressed life.

This is why when message boards became popular you took the first chance you could get to entrench yourself in the Cowboy board on ESPN; to see what it felt like and to relive the youth you wish you had chosen. This is why you took the first chance you could and fled Philly and indeed never looked back. You chose the place the most opposite of Philly that you could find - is that not not a sign of what you were running away from. But then you found even in Phoenix Cowboys fans were everywhere. You couldn't escape them. They truly were America's team and it was just too much to take. It's deep rooted in every part of you, not just Football but it signaled how bad your life was and how unhappy you were. You told your shrink, but it still didn't help. You inherited money but it too wasn't enough. To this day the obsession still drives you every day. Why doesn't my team get the notoriety? We won a SB but it still hasn't changed anything!!! It became clearer that you are still and always will be second fiddle. Why are they America's team!!! We should be America's team!!! Why don't little kids from all over the Country want to wear an Eagle on the side of their helmet, you thought, and it angers you more each year as the mistakes of your life eat away at you. Your hatred is so profound that you are actually happier when the Cowboys lose than when your own team wins. You are still this angry, insecure kid from Philly and it's all because of the Cowboys. America's Team.

well, that about sums it up. there is absolutely nothing more to say. lol

 

[handicappers]

One aspect of sports is community. Playoffs around here in all 4 sports are awesome. Even casual fans are following daily and living and dying with every second of action. If the Cowboys win a Super Bowl are you able to even go to the parade and celebrate a championship with your community? I still remember the Phillies parade in 08 and the Eagles parade in Feb of 18. Some of my favorite sports memories. You’ll never have any of that. You’ll march into work as the lone Cowboy fan in the office and no one else is going to give a fuck.

I've been to several Cowboys SB parades. Great memories.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

Nice intelligent post, do you think he'll understand?

no.
He can only have one thought at a time & he already has his thought on the subject.
Therefore he cant contemplate your thought on the matter since his brain is being used at capacity on his thought.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

The real psychological profile gets clearer. You clearly felt your whole life that you were forced to be an Eagles fan like a lemming walking off a cliff. You didn't know any better or that you had a choice so you did it. Everyone around you did it because they had to. You were jealous of the Cowboys and their storied history and watching them be better than your team as a kid year after year after year after year. It became a part of your life and in many ways your whole life. Grown men sat around dwelling on their hatred of the Cowboys and their obsessions became your obsession. You grew to hate the Cowboys and their fans more and more and your obsession with them grew stronger each year and more importantly you began to resent your own failure of a team and your shit City more and more. You hated feeling like a loser every year and you started to realize that everyone around you was a bunch of losers too and in real life, not just because of Football. You bought expensive sneakers to try and hide this and to feel like a winner, if for but a fleeing minute, but it felt so hollow and never changed anything. You still were who you were and in a City you hated. You pretended you liked it, loved it even, but deep down inside you told yourself you would get out someday and never look back. You promised yourself that you'd never subject your kids to this horrible, empty, depressed life.

This is why when message boards became popular you took the first chance you could get to entrench yourself in the Cowboy board on ESPN; to see what it felt like and to relive the youth you wish you had chosen. This is why you took the first chance you could and fled Philly and indeed never looked back. You chose the place the most opposite of Philly that you could find - is that not not a sign of what you were running away from. But then you found even in Phoenix Cowboys fans were everywhere. You couldn't escape them. They truly were America's team and it was just too much to take. It's deep rooted in every part of you, not just Football but it signaled how bad your life was and how unhappy you were. You told your shrink, but it still didn't help. You inherited money but it too wasn't enough. To this day the obsession still drives you every day. Why doesn't my team get the notoriety? We won a SB but it still hasn't changed anything!!! It became clearer that you are still and always will be second fiddle. Why are they America's team!!! We should be America's team!!! Why don't little kids from all over the Country want to wear an Eagle on the side of their helmet, you thought, and it angers you more each year as the mistakes of your life eat away at you. Your hatred is so profound that you are actually happier when the Cowboys lose than when your own team wins. You are still this angry, insecure kid from Philly and it's all because of the Cowboys. America's Team.

dont think it could be said any better

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

The real psychological profile gets clearer. You clearly felt your whole life that you were forced to be an Eagles fan like a lemming walking off a cliff. You didn't know any better or that you had a choice so you did it. Everyone around you did it because they had to. You were jealous of the Cowboys and their storied history and watching them be better than your team as a kid year after year after year after year. It became a part of your life and in many ways your whole life. Grown men sat around dwelling on their hatred of the Cowboys and their obsessions became your obsession. You grew to hate the Cowboys and their fans more and more and your obsession with them grew stronger each year and more importantly you began to resent your own failure of a team and your shit City more and more. You hated feeling like a loser every year and you started to realize that everyone around you was a bunch of losers too and in real life, not just because of Football. You bought expensive sneakers to try and hide this and to feel like a winner, if for but a fleeing minute, but it felt so hollow and never changed anything. You still were who you were and in a City you hated. You pretended you liked it, loved it even, but deep down inside you told yourself you would get out someday and never look back. You promised yourself that you'd never subject your kids to this horrible, empty, depressed life.

This is why when message boards became popular you took the first chance you could get to entrench yourself in the Cowboy board on ESPN; to see what it felt like and to relive the youth you wish you had chosen. This is why you took the first chance you could and fled Philly and indeed never looked back. You chose the place the most opposite of Philly that you could find - is that not not a sign of what you were running away from. But then you found even in Phoenix Cowboys fans were everywhere. You couldn't escape them. They truly were America's team and it was just too much to take. It's deep rooted in every part of you, not just Football but it signaled how bad your life was and how unhappy you were. You told your shrink, but it still didn't help. You inherited money but it too wasn't enough. To this day the obsession still drives you every day. Why doesn't my team get the notoriety? We won a SB but it still hasn't changed anything!!! It became clearer that you are still and always will be second fiddle. Why are they America's team!!! We should be America's team!!! Why don't little kids from all over the Country want to wear an Eagle on the side of their helmet, you thought, and it angers you more each year as the mistakes of your life eat away at you. Your hatred is so profound that you are actually happier when the Cowboys lose than when your own team wins. You are still this angry, insecure kid from Philly and it's all because of the Cowboys. America's Team.

Pretty much nailed it except for the beginning. I became an Eagle fan out of pride for my city and the fact they lost and lost didn't sway me... unlike you. A person who needed to feel good about themself by rooting for the winning team because I don't value my self worth off a team like you.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

Go suck a cock bitch.

Do we need to do this step by step again?


Step 1.

My dads from Milford, Massachusetts. He moved to LA in the early 50's.

What teams should he have followed?

Like I said... Cowboy/Celtics, Cowboy/Lakers, Cowboy/Yankees but it was all just a coincidence and none of you followed those teams because they won. We know, we know.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

dont think it could be said any better

Well if you had a brain you'd know he was being facetious and trying to show how I sound addressing Cowboy fans.