Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Didn't think people actually saw a possibility of that happening to begin with but...

Renaud Lavoie‏@renlavoietva6h6 hours ago

From my #jdm story today, you can forget Phil Kessel with the Canadiens. Chances are slim to none the Canadiens will take that road.

Kessel and slim in the same tweet? Well done Renaud Lavoie.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Renaud Lavoie‏@renlavoietva6h6 hours ago

From my #jdm story today, you can forget Phil Kessel with the Canadiens. Chances are slim to none the Canadiens will take that road.

Kessel and slim in the same tweet? Well done Renaud Lavoie.

Yep, this guy is super fat alright. That barber should be scared he's going to eat him.

 

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That pic must have been barber shopped...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

is Phil wearing pleated shorts?

 

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Friedman on Fan 960 (Calgary) just said that he heard Flames will not do a Kessel deal.

/Thanks Oprah.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Yep, this guy is super fat alright. That barber should be scared he's going to eat him.

Throw a white tshirt on him and make him walk while snapping action shots.

 

[BGDave]

is Phil wearing pleated shorts?

You are dating yourself JStew. That generation seems to have no problem with it.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Throw a white tshirt on him and make him walk while snapping action shots.

I've posted him looking slim in white before too, here's that sexy shot again

 

[BGDave]

That pic must have been barber shopped...

I insist that my barber be a Pole.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I've posted him looking slim in white before too, here's that sexy shot again

That's some good gut-sucking going on there.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Starting seeing this ad on some websites:

For the love of Christ I hope people here aren't dumb enough to actually go to this. I really do.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Looks like Bernier's on the way out.

 

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Starting seeing this ad on some websites:

For the love of Christ I hope people here aren't dumb enough to actually go to this. I really do.

Oilers now have the same number of draft parties as they do Stanley Cups.

 

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Maple Leafs round out coaching staff - Article - TSN

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I've posted him looking slim in white before too, here's that sexy shot again

That's some good gut-sucking going on there.

he also looks to be as happy as a little girl

 

[BGDave]

Looks like Bernier's on the way out.

"I am Jim Garrison, and I approve this message"



I watched JFK on the weekend, for those who didnt get the reference.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Yep, this guy is super fat alright. That barber should be scared he's going to eat him.

Phil goes to a salon for that haircut? do they cut his hair with a spoon?

 

[BGDave]

Looks like Bernier's on the way out.

Bernier + Phaneuf for the #1.

You heard it here first.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

he also looks to be as happy as a little girl

Now is ze time on Sprockets where we dance.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Mirtle: NHL teams ready to move picks and stars as trade talks heat up - The Globe and Mail

The other potential fit for them? Toronto Maple Leafs captain Dion Phaneuf.

There are a lot of factors that make sense there. San Jose is one of those teams any player will waive their no-trade clause to go to. They’re in a win-now mode.

The Leafs also want to get another pick higher in the draft – they own four and 24 right now – and are confident they can find very good players outside the top five or six no-brainer picks. Toronto can also take a contract to make the money work.

Not the first time Sharks have been linked with Phaneuf, but I don't quite know how this could work. Sharks don't really have any tradeable bad contracts. Leafs trade Dion and the 24th pick for the 9th pick and eat, what, $2 mil?