Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[jstewismybastardson]

theres a parade of mediocrity being planned in vancouver ... sorry i meant a riot of mediocrity

 

[forty_three]

If you like mosquitoes, Edmonton. If you like humidity, Toronto.

Which one gives me the greatest chance of a freeway collapse?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i notice dash has been hesitant to flip silver and BRONZE medalists in the Calgary/Vancouver thread titles

/ stats nerd mafia has probably convinced him its not a done deal for next season

 

[mattola]

theres a parade of mediocrity being planned in vancouver ... sorry i meant a riot of mediocrity

Ive already picked out the first dumpster to overturn

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Ive already picked out the first dumpster to overturn

i dont have much experience rioting but its on for me this time ... talked to this dude and he said the new Nordstroms has A SHITLOAD of windows!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

calgary retains silver because Sam Bennett will no longer be 18

 

[dash]

i notice dash has been hesitant to flip silver and BRONZE medalists in the Calgary/Vancouver thread titles

/ stats nerd mafia has probably convinced him its not a done deal for next season

Heck, the West is so competitive that both teams might miss the playoffs next season.

 

[forty_three]

calgary retains silver because Sam Bennett will no longer be 18

HE'S 18?!!?!?!

 

[dash]

HE'S 18?!!?!?!

Oh man 43, it's not as if they need encouraging...

 

[Comeds]

i dont have much experience rioting but its on for me this time ... talked to this dude and he said the new Nordstroms has A SHITLOAD of windows!

I was wondering what ever happened to Steve Kariya.

 

[forty_three]

Oh man 43, it's not as if they need encouraging...

Sorry dash, I just hadn't heard that he was that young.

 

[dash]

Sorry dash, I just hadn't heard that he was that young.

He's the new SKINNER!!

 

[DragonfromTO]

shouldnt Canada's team be in quotes.....

could you imagine if 18 year old Sam Bennent was on the Leafs



holy fuck Id be found in a clock tower




18 years old

I think you meant 18 year old Sam Bennett. I don't know Sam Bennent so I don't know if he's 18 years old as well, but i think the 18 year old that you meant to reference is 18 year old Sam Bennett, and has been for all 18 of his years on earth. Which is not to imply that 18 year old Sam Bennett has spent any time on other planets, as that would seemingly make him older than 18 years old and he is 18 years old, his 18 year old birth certificate made it clear and his 18 year old voice told us. Which is pretty mature of him considering that he's just 18 years old.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I'm shitting myself laughing right now.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I'm shitting myself laughing right now.

Is that related to this thread, or just a disclosure you wanted to pass along?

 

[DragonfromTO]

Is that related to this thread, or just a disclosure you wanted to pass along?

When you shit yourself all you can really do is laugh about it. Also tell your date she can't have dessert or coffee cause it's time to leave.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Is that related to this thread, or just a disclosure you wanted to pass along?

A little bit of a, a little bit of #2.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

When you shit yourself all you can really do is laugh about it. Also tell your date she can't have dessert or coffee cause it's time to leave.

you can always try "discreetly" wiping yourself ... no need to kills the nights romance ... maybe go find the nearest patch of grass and sit and talk with your date ... shoot the shit with her i guess

 

[DragonfromTO]

you can always try "discreetly" wiping yourself ... no need to kills the nights romance ... maybe go find the nearest patch of grass and sit and talk with your date ... shoot the shit with her i guess

What are you talking about, "kill the night's romance"? I look for girls that are into that... I think you may have misinterpreted the reason for rushing home.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

What are you talking about, "kill the night's romance"? I look for girls that are into that... I think you may have misinterpreted the reason for rushing home.

oh i see now ... my apologies ... you wanted to scat home asap