Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

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It was 3-1

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Willy is basically Phil Kessel but with sausages instead of hot dogs.

 

[BGDave]

Willy is basically Phil Kessel but with sausages instead of hot dogs.

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He's shooting too much

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Leafs have 3 goals on 8 shots.

Weird, this is usually what happens against them.

 

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Leafs have 3 goals on 8 shots.

Weird, this is usually what happens against them.

Flames must have got good Kuemper earlier this season in DC.

 

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It's early, but the Caps stink.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Mitch Marner makes $10.9 mil and 6 games in is on pace for 13 goals. He has 10 playoff goals in 50 playoff games.

Nylander's on an 82 goal pace and while he won't get that he might get 50. He'll also probably cost close to that $10.9 mil mark now since they waited so long but paying for goals is fine. They can find someone to set up Matthews from the wing for less than $11 mil.

Not sure why this wasn't an easy decision to make in the offseason before his NMC kicked in.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Knew better than to get excited. Right call but sucks that the Leafs can never just find the rookie who steps in and fuckin tears it up.

 

[BGDave]

Knew better than to get excited. Right call but sucks that the Leafs can never just find the rookie who steps in and fuckin tears it up.

kinda hard when your first pick is #84

they did alright with their last Top 3 selection

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

They might as well just fucking waive him and call up Martin Jones.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Holy fuck Auston that was brutal.

 

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Holy fuck Auston that was brutal.

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[Bloody Brian Burke]

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/AM has 1 goal in his past 7 games. Maybe get back on the practice ice instead of the Prime ice.

 

[BGDave]

Maybe get back on the practice ice instead of the Prime ice.

 

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Logan has the Bambi-ankles.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

How does nobody on this team give a fuck and why do they keep running back these same guys who don't give a fuck?

 

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How does nobody on this team give a fuck and why do they keep running back these same guys who don't give a fuck?

Yeah, I got a similar vibe when Lucic was on the Flames and they were playing Edmonton and he was reluctant to engage with any of his former friends on the Oilers. Hey Milan, that's why you're in the lineup.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Yeah, I got a similar vibe when Lucic was on the Flames and they were playing Edmonton and he was reluctant to engage with any of his former friends on the Oilers. Hey Milan, that's why you're in the lineup.

Yeah but the only guy who played with a Bruin on this team (that I can think of) is Bertuzzi and he's laughing lol.

Tavares is the captain and he looks like he says something quietly then puts his head down. Dude stand the fuck up.

Let's not forget what hockey genius Brad T said when he signed these guys:



WHERE IT AT? Someone take a run at Marchand already. What the hell else is Domi doing there?

 

[BGDave]

What the hell else is Domi doing there?

Pretty sad when you know your Dad would take care of the business you cant/wont. And would today given the opportunity.