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Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

Bloody Brian Burke

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Look, it’s hard to make chicken salad out of the chicken shit defence Tre gave Keefe this season but when he’s rolling out the Reaves line after scoring a tying goal with 6 left in the third, starting Kampf in OT and completely shit out of ideas offensively if Matthews or Nylander aren’t on fire you can’t excuse the coach, especially when this is all shit he’s been roasted for years about now.

 

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What you need to have happen is Reaves take out Klingberg in a pregame skate. A sneaky way to jettison him to Robidas Island. That’s would be good for at least 8 points in the standings by Christmas.
 

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What you need to have happen is Reaves take out Klingberg in a pregame skate. A sneaky way to jettison him to Robidas Island. That’s would be good for at least 8 points in the standings by Christmas.
Needs to take Domi and Jarnkrok at the same time.

With that kinda cap space Tre may be able to squeeze Huberdeau into this team!
 

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Watch this happen and magically Huberdeau returns to his Florida form.
Might be worth it at half the ticket if they're going to lose Nylander for nothing.

Although the idea behind signing Bertuzzi was "snot" plus him pumping up his value by playing alongside Matthews and so far, uh, not great Bob.
 

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I'm pretty pissed off at MLSE for a pile of shit but the idea that they somehow blew something by not losing money on a bunch of dates at one of the most profitable venues in the country because the WNBA doesn't want to play at the Marlies' arena is a weird one to stand up on.

 

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Treliving still doing what the Canucks do. Canucks GM spends two years getting a bunch of players from his former team. Tre: "Hmmmmmm....."

 

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What is it about Monday night games and the Leafs?
 

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Auston Matthews is going to score 93 goals this season.
 

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We need OT to decide this one which is pretty crazy considering it was 4-1 Tampa and then 5-4 Leafs.

Calle Jarnkrok scoring big goals for the Leafs because of course lol
 

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Poor Woll. He has a chance to be good but holy shit did they give him the worst fucking blue line this side of Alberta.
 

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The good part is that Dubas didn’t trade this year’s first rounder and the Leafs can dismantle the roster enough to actually kinda tank a bit. Strip everything bare for depth picks, re-sign Nylander, and try this from a different angle with a stocked cupboard and a few good prospects already in the pipe. Even if they don’t wind up in the top few there’s 4 or 5 defensive prospects in the top ten of recent mocks that can help this team in a few years when they might be able to build a real contender.

The bad part is the current GM can and probably will absolutely Fuck them out of that possibility.
 
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