Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[blindbaby]

I know this is parody but it's really strange how upset Leaf fans get at the idea of AM34 hanging out with the Biebs. They can't tell you why he shouldnt hang out with him, just that he shouldn't.

 

[dash]

I know this is parody but it's really strange how upset Leaf fans get at the idea of AM34 hanging out with the Biebs. They can't tell you why he shouldnt hang out with him, just that he shouldn't.

He should be working out 8 hours per day and eating right, taking his vitamins and getting his sleep. Just shows his lack of dedication hanging out with celebrities.

 

[blindbaby]

He should be working out 8 hours per day and eating right, taking his vitamins and getting his sleep. Just shows his lack of dedication hanging out with celebrities.

Add to that a vow of celibacy and daily activities at Jesus Camp.

 

[puckhead]

He should be working out 8 hours per day and eating right, taking his vitamins and getting his sleep. Just shows his lack of dedication hanging out with celebrities.

and dropping his pants in front of frightened security ladies.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

and dropping his pants in front of frightened security ladies.

He obviously learned that from Bieber and his timbit mafia.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

If you want to see a dumb fanbase today search Kawhi leafs on Twitter lol.

 

[mattola]

I know this is parody but it's really strange how upset Leaf fans get at the idea of AM34 hanging out with the Biebs. They can't tell you why he shouldnt hang out with him, just that he shouldn't.

They are jealous

 

[dash]

 

[mattola]

the local radio peeps were talking last week that this was probably his farewell playoffs and he would retire

 

[Darth Dawkins]

Saw something interesting today about the Leafs trading Nylander for Marchand. Now I like me some Nylander and he's going to keep getting better but boy would that ever change the makeup of this team. It made sense because the Bruins seem to be going into a semi rebuild mode.

Toronto Maple Leafs: 3 Blockbuster William Nylander Trades

If the Toronto Maple Leafs trade William Nylander this offseason, it will be a blockbuster deal and the team needs to acquire a superstar in return.

editorinleaf.com

 

[forty_three]

Saw something interesting today about the Leafs trading Nylander for Marchand. Now I like me some Nylander and he's going to keep getting better but boy would that ever change the makeup of this team. It made sense because the Bruins seem to be going into a semi rebuild mode.

Toronto Maple Leafs: 3 Blockbuster William Nylander Trades

If the Toronto Maple Leafs trade William Nylander this offseason, it will be a blockbuster deal and the team needs to acquire a superstar in return.

editorinleaf.com

OOH! YEAH! DO THE TARASENKO ONE!

 

[Darth Dawkins]

OOH! YEAH! DO THE TARASENKO ONE!

You can make fun all you want but Nylander put up virtually the same numbers this year but is 2m cheaper and 4 years younger. And that was Teresenkos BEST year. He basically didn't play the previous two years lol.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This is where things go fuckin stupid lol.

And Arash has had like 3 really awful Leaf takes since last weekend. Starting to think he’s the Taj Canucks Stan account.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Ok they gotta dump Muzzin now.

 

[blindbaby]

Ok they gotta dump Muzzin now.

Robidas Island offers all the amenities; peaceful and tranquil.

 

[blindbaby]

It's official. 800 AAV for two years. I just saw it on the HF board.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Peel was just one bad apple though right?

 

[dash]

It's good to see that Ron MacLean and Tim Peel are providing such great examples of white privilege.

 

[forty_three]

Very solid and respectable career. Enjoy your next step, Jason.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I thought he’d come back and maybe chill on the fourth line every couple games.

Sucks that this garbage ass team couldn’t get him at least one playoff run. Dude loves the Leafs. Hope he finds something great to do behind the scenes.