Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

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Will Matthews get a hat trick tonight or only two goals?

I'll say two goals.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Will Matthews get a hat trick tonight or only two goals?

I’m betting he doesn’t score another goal the rest of the season.

Playoffs included.

 

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Ruh Roh.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Ruh Roh.

Keefe said he’s gonna be out for some time.

With him and Kase both out forward depth is becoming a problem.

 

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[puckhead]

you mean the guy currently suspended for taking performance enhancing drugs?
congrats, I guess.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

you mean the guy currently suspended for taking performance enhancing drugs?
congrats, I guess.

Said it was a wrongly-marked supplement and the USADA took it easy on him.

Leaf trainers will make sure he just uses stuff they haven't even heard of yet and can't test for

 

[puckhead]

holy smokes

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Also recalled Robertson today so hopefully he can fit in in case both Bunting & Kase are fucked.

Nice to see Sandin back. Hope can keep Muzzin glued to the bench.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Leafs are trying to get Auston the puck so he can get to 60 and sit out the last game so hard lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Leafs are trying to get Auston the puck so he can get to 60 and sit out the last game so hard lol

 

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Are you saying Auston is a weapon of mass destruction?

 

[sbb122]

Are you saying Auston is a weapon of mass destruction?

Kyle Wellwood was a weapon of Ass destruction

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Soup with the spray bottles kills me

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Sooooo if Boston beat Toronto tomorrow and TB lose in regulation to NYI it’s Boston-Toronto. Leafs are resting basically everybody of note. Not sure about the other two teams but I feel like this is inevitable.

 

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Sooooo if Boston beat Toronto tomorrow and TB lose in regulation to NYI it’s Boston-Toronto. Leafs are resting basically everybody of note. Not sure about the other two teams but I feel like this is inevitable.

I know all about the playoff history, but if I'm the Leafs, I want Boston.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I know all about the playoff history, but if I'm the Leafs, I want Boston.

They’re doomed either way, but if they’re gonna keep tradition alive it might as well be them again.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Only conclusion

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I don’t know if Toronto wants Boston or not but it sure seems like Boston either doesn’t care or reeeeally don’t want the Leafs.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This feels like a decade ago.