Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[puckhead]

Man, this team has gotten completely eaten by the injury bug.

then Tanev would fit right in!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

then Tanev would fit right in!

Glad you’re so interested in swapping him for Ceci.

 

[puckhead]

Glad you’re so interested in swapping him for Ceci.

* record scratch noise *


back the fuck up.

 

[mattola]

Where the hell is Ballard when you need him???

 

[dash]

Where the hell is Ballard when you need him???

I don't know, but David Booth is likely killing a bear somewhere. The Leafs could use a guy like that when they play Boston in the playoffs.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Liljegren’s up again. Maybe he’ll finally get in.

 

[dash]

Liljegren’s up again. Maybe he’ll finally get in.

Timothy Let-him-in, amirite?!?

 

[dash]

Also, #ChairGirl is trending, she could face up to 6 months in jail. I say do it.

 

[BGDave]

Is the answer...Tanev?

Is the D corps of a playoff team? Doubtful. If they make the playoffs, Anderson will deserve Vezina love.

I may be in the minority, but I hope wonderboy Dubas can resist the calls for a short term "fix". One player will not fix this D corps. Not at the price they would likely have to pay. Keep your powder dry, so that next year's D could look like:

Pietrangelo
Rielly
Dermott
Sandin
Lilyliver (will never learn to spell that name)
Holl
Nameless redshirt crewman/depth guy

Not the best, but a lot better than now and doesn't cost any other assets given up on a panic trade.

 

[BGDave]

The Leafs could use a guy like that when they play Boston in the playoffs.

You have more confidence than I do

 

[BGDave]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Is the D corps of a playoff team? Doubtful. If they make the playoffs, Anderson will deserve Vezina love.

I may be in the minority, but I hope wonderboy Dubas can resist the calls for a short term "fix". One player will not fix this D corps. Not at the price they would likely have to pay. Keep your powder dry, so that next year's D could look like:

Pietrangelo
Rielly
Dermott
Sandin
Lilyliver (will never learn to spell that name)
Holl
Nameless redshirt crewman/depth guy

Not the best, but a lot better than now and doesn't cost any other assets given up on a panic trade.

Counterpoint: the Pittsburgh Penguins.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Brian Burke tried comparing the Jets getting through the neutral zone with ease to the 401.

Friedman: “You’ve clearly never driven on the 401.”

Ok maybe this was Burke.

 

[puckhead]

Ok maybe this was Burke.

I assumed that was just filming the next Jason Statham movie

 

[dash]

Ok maybe this was Burke.

Truck-ulence.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I assumed that was just filming the next Jason Statham movie

The Trans-Canada-porter

 

[DragonfromTO]

Is the D corps of a playoff team? Doubtful. If they make the playoffs, Anderson will deserve Vezina love.

I may be in the minority, but I hope wonderboy Dubas can resist the calls for a short term "fix". One player will not fix this D corps. Not at the price they would likely have to pay. Keep your powder dry, so that next year's D could look like:

Pietrangelo
Rielly
Dermott
Sandin
Lilyliver (will never learn to spell that name)
Holl
Nameless redshirt crewman/depth guy

Not the best, but a lot better than now and doesn't cost any other assets given up on a panic trade.

I wonder a little what Dermott's trade value is, if there's maybe a team that likes him more than they should. He's a positive value contract so you don't mind if you have to keep him of course.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Huge move by Sheldon Keefe to allow the Devils back in the game so Auston Matthews can get an empty netter and break his hat trick duck.

Expect a hat trick every game from here on out. Genius move.

 

[DragonfromTO]

2nd in the league in net-front goals without ever going there

 

[BGDave]

2nd in the league in net-front goals without ever going there

only according to your dad and me!