Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[Bloody Brian Burke]

liquor stores have a strict no-chase policy.
I played hockey with a guy who worked at BC Liquor Store, 6'5", 245lbs when he was with the Portland Winterhawks.
It drove him nuts to just watch some scrawny little junky scurry out with pockets and backpacks stuffed with bottles.

He's a cop now, so at least he gets to enforce stuff every now and then.

It’s become a pretty big deal here in the last year or so. The LCBO says they lost $70 million to theft last year:

After $77M worth of booze stolen in 1 year, LCBO union demands Ontario copy Manitoba's crackdown plan

 

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Champ meets champ.

 

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Pascal will be payed like a champ.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Pascal will be payed like a champ.

Spicy payday.

Worth the risk. It’s gonna be tougher for him getting prime D assignments from opponents but he’s just so skilled.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

M&M time!

 

[BGDave]

Will someone please tell AM34 to spend his waking hours watching Bergeron film?

please??

 

[BGDave]

This team is one Andersen concussion away from a lottery pick. And the likelihood of that happening is very very high. I can only laugh at “experts” who call them Elite. 44 shots given up during regulation to a team with one line. Bleah.

 

[Darth Dawkins]

Watched some Tweeker putting bottles in a gym bag at my local LCBO. He had good taste. Told the girl at the checkout and she just dismissed it. Unreal. LCBO helping to fuel the Opioid crisis in Ontario.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This team is one Andersen concussion away from a lottery pick. And the likelihood of that happening is very very high. I can only laugh at “experts” who call them Elite. 44 shots given up during regulation to a team with one line. Bleah.

Most of the shot differential was from the second period where the Bruins Penalty Rules meant they got 3 pp’s whereas the Leafs didn’t get one all game. Shot differential would’ve been much closer with even the refs calling the game evenly.

 

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[BGDave]

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[BGDave]

Wanted to go all grammar police on Ms. Shilton, but everything I typed would not get past the Mods.

 

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I guess Mike Babcock is also a fan of John Madden (the ex-football coach, not the hockey player).

 

[naslundfan19]

I guess Mike Babcock is also a fan of John Madden (the ex-football coach, not the hockey player).

I don’t know if that’s Madden. He didn’t say Brett Favre once.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

THe tTc iS unDERfUndEd!

 

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THe tTc iS unDERfUndEd!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Great PP turnover to cough up a goal, Mitch

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Ya I’m not doing this tonight.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Tyson Barrie hasn’t scored a goal and hasn’t registered an assist since the third game of the year over two weeks ago.

Do something, man.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Flying fuck Mitch. POTG for Columbus.