Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[BGDave]

She reminds me of, like, EVERY girl I went to high school with.

But none of them could play tennis.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I just read in a Gazette column that Jim Hughson is disgustingly pro-Leaf and I wanted to ask, how many arms and eyes and whatnot do you guys have? Who won the Super Bowl last year? I'm still living in the same dimension, right?

Tell them to rewatch the first round series last year and pay attention to his commentary lol.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This is dumb.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Still dumb to send Sandin down.

 

[dash]

Nice chicken wing by Anklebiter...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I don't think there's any metric where Rielly-Ceci is working and playing the Fire Man 23 minutes a game isn't good for anybody.

I know Dermott's close to coming back but this is actively costing the Leafs points right now. Start up the blender.

 

[BGDave]

I don't think there's any metric where Rielly-Ceci is working and playing the Fire Man 23 minutes a game isn't good for anybody.

I know Dermott's close to coming back but this is actively costing the Leafs points right now. Start up the blender.

I hate the Cap because I have to keep asking silly questions like

"Would putting Ceci on waivers and then shipping him to the A take Ceci's cap hit off the books?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I hate the Cap because I have to keep asking silly questions like

"Would putting Ceci on waivers and then shipping him to the A take Ceci's cap hit off the books?

Sadly the answer is no. We're stuck with him.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

The really shitty part is that this car has a US plate (maybe CT or MN); this is the impression he leaves here with.

 

[dash]

The really shitty part is that this car has a US plate (maybe CT or MN); this is the impression he leaves here with.

Apparently, SAP ABAP consulting is not as lucrative as it used to be.

 

[DragonfromTO]

No link here but Tavares is out a couple of weeks with a broken finger. You can trust me

 

[naslundfan19]

No link here but Tavares is out a couple of weeks with a broken finger. You can trust me

Here’s a link.

 

[forty_three]

No link here but Tavares is out a couple of weeks with a broken finger. You can trust me

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Apparently, SAP ABAP consulting is not as lucrative as it used to be.

I'm pretty sure this guy called me asking if I wanted my ducts cleaned last week.

 

[DragonfromTO]

I'm pretty sure this guy called me asking if I wanted my ducts cleaned last week.

When I hear that landline bling
That can only mean one thing

"Would you like your duct cleaning?
I can put you through to Rudy Singh"

(I actually have multiple verses, if you are wondering. I'm contemplating releasing it as Weird Gord Yankochuk )

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

When I hear that landline bling
That can only mean one thing

"Would you like your duct cleaning?
I can put you through to Rudy Singh"

(I actually have multiple verses, if you are wondering. I'm contemplating releasing it as Weird Gord Yankochuk )

They're fucking on one this year. At one point I was getting three calls a day easy.

If any of the candidates ran on summarily executing these people they would've won handily.

 

[DragonfromTO]

They're fucking on one this year. At one point I was getting three calls a day easy.

If any of the candidates ran on summarily executing these people they would've won handily.

I was thinking about Russell Peters for the "call" part but I just realized that if Justin loses his seat I can probably get him to sing it. Fingers crossed, a Juno Award might be at stake here.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I was thinking about Russell Peters for the "call" part but I just realized that if Justin loses his seat I can probably get him to sing it. Fingers crossed, a Juno Award might be at stake here.

I figured he'd partner with Nav Bhatia and start selling Hyundai's in Sauga.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Getting ready for the big election party no doubt.

 

[puckhead]

liquor stores have a strict no-chase policy.
I played hockey with a guy who worked at BC Liquor Store, 6'5", 245lbs when he was with the Portland Winterhawks.
It drove him nuts to just watch some scrawny little junky scurry out with pockets and backpacks stuffed with bottles.

He's a cop now, so at least he gets to enforce stuff every now and then.