Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This mustache is out of control.

 

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This mustache is out of control.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a mustache is a good guy with a mustache...

 

[BGDave]

This mustache is out of control.

Trump covered it up?

 

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Matthews was probably hanging out with former Coyotes player Richard Panik at some Phoenix nightclub and one thing led to another and before you knew it there was Panik at the disco.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Fucking moron

Maple Leafs star Auston Matthews was charged with disorderly conduct, disruptive behaviour in Arizona | The Star

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

My question now is how long did the club know about it and a) if they did, why did they think it wouldn’t get out and b) if not, how fucking useless is MLSE’s security apparatus?

He seems like he’s a creep surrounded by creeps. Who does this? Who thinks scaring a woman in the middle of the night is funny?

 

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He seems like he’s a creep surrounded by creeps. Who does this? Who thinks scaring a woman in the middle of the night is funny?

Alcohol makes people do things they wouldn't normally do - Not trying to excuse what Auston did, just trying to provide an explanation. At least he didn't expose himself if the report is accurate.

 

[puckhead]

He seems like he’s a creep surrounded by creeps. Who does this? Who thinks scaring a woman in the middle of the night is funny?

especially in Arizona where everyone is armed

 

[puckhead]

 

[mattola]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I for one sure am glad we spent all that cap space and that first round pick on role model Patrick Marleau.

Obviously all that class act stuff rubbed off on AM here.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Five minutes for being an immature douchebag but not much else. He was wearing boxers for christ's sake.

Order him to pay a fine, talk to some school kids about something and let him move on to his next keg stand at Patty Kane's place.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Five minutes for being an immature douchebag but not much else. He was wearing boxers for christ's sake.

Order him to pay a fine, talk to some school kids about something and let him move on to his next keg stand at Patty Kane's place.

I don't think many people care about the clothed mooning. Well, except maybe Joe Buck.

But the surrounding a woman in a car and trying to get in thing? Yeah, he needs to be smarter there. I mean, straight up, a bunch of dudes surround my car and try getting in and I'm pretty sure I'd be pretty terrified too.

And in AZ, like puck said, he's lucky there weren't shots fired.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I don't think many people care about the clothed mooning. Well, except maybe Joe Buck.

But the surrounding a woman in a car and trying to get in thing? Yeah, he needs to be smarter there. I mean, straight up, a bunch of dudes surround my car and try getting in and I'm pretty sure I'd be pretty terrified too.

And in AZ, like puck said, he's lucky there weren't shots fired.

No doubt. It's certainly a red flag. Stupid shit that could have gone too far. Does he learn a lesson or does he laugh it off? Who knows.

 

[BGDave]

Five minutes for being an immature douchebag but not much else.

^ This. And no C. End of story

 

[KennyBanyeah]

^ This. And no C. End of story

The captaincy should have always gone to Tavares anyway. Professionalism personified.

Auston...dipshittery personified.

 

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Nikolai Khabibulin - Extreme DUI in Arizona
Auston Matthews - Extreme loss of pants in Arizona

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

The captaincy should have always gone to Tavares anyway. Professionalism personified.

Auston...dipshittery personified.

It's like Friedman said in his 30 thoughts yesterday:

Two interesting things stood out from conversations about Toronto’s choices. First: I was stunned at how many people felt Tavares picking the Maple Leafs may have hurt them, because it raised the salary bar. He scored 47 goals, takes great care of himself and leads by example. What were they supposed to do, say no?

Like, JT's contract and spot on the roster is the literal last problem the Leafs had in getting this done. He's a guy 30 other teams want. The fact some GM's & agents feel this way should be terrifying to other fans.

Rielly would be a fine captain, too, but I think there's a very real chance he's going to be traded between now and the start of the 2020-21 season.