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jstewismybastardson

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I pictured an arena propped up at one end with a stick, with a hockey puck under it, and a bunch of guys in hockey pads cautiously approaching it while looking around for danger.

what? no Chis Hansen joke?
 

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Breaking Arena News: Being told Arena can be built when NBA team is secured. Dont need NHL team to begin construction
 

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big announcement coming from Chris Hansen in 5 minutes ... an investors group for the new arena ??? will there be a potential NHL franchise owner in that group? Don Levin???
 

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big announcement coming from Chris Hansen in 5 minutes ... an investors group for the new arena ??? will there be a potential NHL franchise owner in that group? Don Levin???

I say we all cash in our RRSP's and TFSA's and bring a NHL team to Seattle...
 

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I say we all cash in our RRSP's and TFSA's and bring a NHL team to Seattle...

I recall some mention recently of CBJ losing significant chunks of change.

We can check under the soda and snack machines at CBJ's arena to raise some extra funds. I know those guys don't score a lot of goals, but geeesh, at least have the hand-eye to get the quarter in the slot.
 

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Chris Hansen just announced on 950am and 102.9 FM that Steve Balmer and Eric and Pete Nordstrom will be investors in the new Arena project

big names


but no hockey guy ...dammit!!!
 

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Chris Hansen just announced on 950am and 102.9 FM that Steve Balmer and Eric and Pete Nordstrom will be investors in the new Arena project

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but no hockey guy ...dammit!!!

Whats Phil Esposito doing?
 

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Chris Hansen just announced on 950am and 102.9 FM that Steve Balmer and Eric and Pete Nordstrom will be investors in the new Arena project

big names


but no hockey guy ...dammit!!!

Kind of disappointing, but I'm not too worried about it. For now an NBA team is all that is needed to get the arena built and that's the big thing. It might take a few years, but once the arena is built there will eventually be an NHL team playing in it.
 

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Kind of disappointing, but I'm not too worried about it. For now an NBA team is all that is needed to get the arena built and that's the big thing. It might take a few years, but once the arena is built there will eventually be an NHL team playing in it.

That's what I was thinking. This is at least a step in that direction.
 

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Kind of disappointing, but I'm not too worried about it. For now an NBA team is all that is needed to get the arena built and that's the big thing. It might take a few years, but once the arena is built there will eventually be an NHL team playing in it.

thats all true but it would have been great for a hockey guy to step up and be a partner for the entire project ... in the end ... all the NHL franchise owner in Seattle will be is a tenant of the building which could bring issues

i was thinking more of an Sounders / Seahawks type business ownership arrangement where they share marketing and run the team the same way
 

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thats all true but it would have been great for a hockey guy to step up and be a partner for the entire project ... in the end ... all the NHL franchise owner in Seattle will be is a tenant of the building which could bring issues

i was thinking more of an Sounders / Seahawks type business ownership arrangement where they share marketing and run the team the same way

Stanley B McCammon :whistle:
 

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I hope they get it. Throw a team in Seattle and move another one into Canada, and then leave it be.
 

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King County Council approves the new Seattle Arena proposal. Will invest $80 million if both NBA/NHL come. Now up to Seattle City Council
 

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