Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[forty_three]

So, Mrs 43 just said she received the paper bill last Tuesday and tried to pay it this past weekend but the website dropdown for state when putting in your plate info to find your bill only had PA.

I just went and looked, and even though I had the invoice number, the only option for state plate is PA. And you can't skip past the plate number.




Putting french fries on sandwiches does things to a brain.

 

[thedddd]

So, Mrs 43 just said she received the paper bill last Tuesday and tried to pay it this past weekend but the website dropdown for state when putting in your plate info to find your bill only had PA.

I just went and looked, and even though I had the invoice number, the only option for state plate is PA. And you can't skip past the plate number.




Putting french fries on sandwiches does things to a brain.

The PA Turnpike commission offices are closer to Filthydelphia. Blame that part of the state for that mess.

 

[forty_three]

The PA Turnpike commission offices are closer to Filthydelphia. Blame that part of the state for that mess.

Cheez Whiz

 

[forty_three]

follow up

Police: Malkin's Stanley Cup rings located inside home

Allegheny County Police announced Thursday that Evgeni Malkin's three missing Stanley Cup rings have been located in his home following a burglary last weekend. The investigation remains ongoing. https://t.co/I2sqtDRsfu pic.twitter.com/mIto5m6myM— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) January 17, 2025...

www.thescore.com

 

[thedddd]

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

Downtown. 301 Fifth Ave - The Goddard School. Caller says that two males are standing outside the school smoking and cursing at parents picking up students.

bsky.app

100% convinced it was Bob Nutting and Kyle Dumbass.

 

[dash]

follow up

Police: Malkin's Stanley Cup rings located inside home

Allegheny County Police announced Thursday that Evgeni Malkin's three missing Stanley Cup rings have been located in his home following a burglary last weekend. The investigation remains ongoing. https://t.co/I2sqtDRsfu pic.twitter.com/mIto5m6myM— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) January 17, 2025...

www.thescore.com

It might have been Connor McDavid, he's desperate for a Stanley Cup ring.

 

[thedddd]

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

Duquesne Heights. Caller said they watched a Jeep slide off the road, down the hill, and flip over. Currently on its side. Unknown injuries.

bsky.app

Not going to blame anyone for the cause of this accident but @forty_three where were you on Jan 14th?

 

[forty_three]

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

Duquesne Heights. Caller said they watched a Jeep slide off the road, down the hill, and flip over. Currently on its side. Unknown injuries.

bsky.app

Not going to blame anyone for the cause of this accident but @forty_three where were you on Jan 14th?

I have an alibi

 

[forty_three]

It might have been Connor McDavid, he's desperate for a Stanley Cup ring.

You would think that if you have a cup ring you'd remember where you put it.

 

[thedddd]

You would think that if you have a cup ring you'd remember where you put it.

Not even sure Malkin knows he is playing hockey most nights.