Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[dash]

Up 2-0 fully expect a 4-3 loss in OT.

Big SaveSieve Dave showed up tonight.

 

[thedddd]

Big SaveSieve Dave showed up tonight.

Ok 5-4 loss in OT.

Seriously I have no clue why Kuemper isn’t playing.

 

[thedddd]

Down 2-0 to the Ducks

Chefs kiss will be a goal for Jansen Harkins.

Click

 

[thedddd]

4-1 Ducks. Come on Harkins you better get a goal!

 

[thedddd]

Harkins continues to disappoint Penguins year after year. Had one job to score a goal and didn’t do it.

 

[dash]

Harkins continues to disappoint Penguins year after year. Had one job to score a goal and didn’t do it.

This reminds me of Oilers management comments regarding Tobias Rieder a few years ago. It was something along the lines of if Tobias scores 12 more goals, we make the playoffs. Toby recorded 0 goals that season lol

 

[sbb122]

You can't make this shit up

 

[dash]

You can't make this shit up

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You gotta like his consistency though.

 

[thedddd]

Penguins Recall Bokondji Imama, Assign Owen Pickering To AHL

The Pittsburgh Penguins have recalled winger Bokondji Imama while assigning defenseman Owen Pickering to the minors.

www.prohockeyrumors.com

So send down your best young d-man but continue to put PO Joseph out there every game.

 

[scoutyjones2]

What does it take to rid themselves of Sully? End of the year?

 

[sbb122]

What does it take to rid themselves of Sully? End of the year?

Might need a mob hit, for some reason they won't get rid of him

 

[thedddd]

Might need a mob hit, for some reason they won't get rid of him

Just like the Steelers flat out refuse to make any changes.

Hell the Pirates also, Why the fook is Shelton still the manager!

 

[thedddd]

Mike Sullivan was at McDonalds today?

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

Mt. Oliver. 630 Brownsville Road - McDonalds. Caller says that the staff are currently beating someone’s ass.

bsky.app

 

[thedddd]

Ok they send down Pickering to help his development but proceed to expose Blomqvist to this trash heep of a team.
Seriously they should just keep Jarry up in the NHL and let this team to continue to suck for the 1st overall pick and let Blomqvist succeed in the AHL for the remainder of the year.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

What a weird time to be trying to cash in on the franchise.

 

[thedddd]

A game with a young star in Celebrini and HOF’er in Crosby should be an exciting game.

Unfortunately both teams are complete dogshit so it makes it beyond painful to watch.

 

[thedddd]

Boko Imana is the only exciting thing in this game with his hitting and forechecking. Outside of that watching paint dry is more exciting.

Also doesn’t help Joe Brand/Colby Armstrong are doing the play by play. They put you to sleep quicker than NyQuil.

 

[thedddd]

The one guy looks like Sal from impractical jokers sitting behind the penguins bench.

 

[thedddd]

lol. Granlund just scored.


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[scoutyjones2]

Boko Imana is the only exciting thing in this game with his hitting and forechecking. Outside of that watching paint dry is more exciting.

Also doesn’t help Joe Brand/Colby Armstrong are doing the play by play. They put you to sleep quicker than NyQuil.

It's painful. I gave it two minutes.