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Geez, Oilers have no respect for the elderly? :D

Have I mentioned the still-spry, 100-year-old fan who attended his first Oilers game in person Saturday night, only to be served that rotten egg?

MacKinnon: Oilers probably haven?t hit rock bottom yet


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Geez, this tune is ripe for someone to parody regarding the Oilers woes...

 
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TSNRyanRishaug: Have to think negotiations between Newport and Mactavish start soon on J. Schultz deal. Will be an interesting one. Long term or bridge?

6 years for 6 million per seems to be the going rate these days...
 

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TSNRyanRishaug: Have to think negotiations between Newport and Mactavish start soon on J. Schultz deal. Will be an interesting one. Long term or bridge?

6 years for 6 million per seems to be the going rate these days...

I've been told by some Oilers fans that this kid is better than Erik Karlsson so that would be a steal!! Of course they could just let him walk because they already have Jeff Petry in the fold and he's just as good as PK Subban. :dance::bowl:
 

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I've been told by some Oilers fans that this kid is better than Erik Karlsson so that would be a steal!! Of course they could just let him walk because they already have Jeff Petry in the fold and he's just as good as PK Subban. :dance::bowl:

holy shit this sounds accurate
 

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So what would be the score between the Oilers and the Oil Kings in a seven game series?

Oilers in 6?
 

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Harrison Mooney taking a jab at the Oil (lol)

No. 2 Star: Joe Pavelski, San Jose Sharks

Speaking of hat tricks, Pavelski registered his third of the season in a 5-2 rout of the Edmonton Oilers. His third of the night was his 36th of the year. He also added an assist, but he doesn't get first star because he did it against the Oilers.


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So what would be the score between the Oilers and the Oil Kings in a seven game series?

Oilers in 6?

lol - This reminds me of a while back when some media pundits were seriously suggesting that Alabama could beat the dregs of the NFL. Uh no, that wouldn't happen and the Oil Kings wouldn't get a sniff against a bad Oilers team either.

/I know you're joking, Kenny.
 

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lol - A simple guide to tell who fans are rooting for at Rexall Place:

If they throw a jersey, they are Oilers fans.
If they throw a hat, they are fans of the visiting team.
 

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lol - A simple guide to tell who fans are rooting for at Rexall Place:

If they throw a jersey, they are Oilers fans.
If they throw a hat, they are fans of the visiting team.

Now what if something other than a jersey or hat is thrown? How can we tell then?
 

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Now what if something other than a jersey or hat is thrown? How can we tell then?

Rat - Panther fan (singular)
Sea creature - Red Wings fan
Tortorella - Ryan Kesler
 

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