Comedy gold out of Edmonton

[Cobiemonster]

How do you sell bringing back Eakins next season to the players/fans? Wouldn't be surprised at all to see MacT return behind the bench.

I could see that - it would save them some money if MacT went to the bench

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I could see that - it would save them some money if MacT went to the bench

As GM, MacT would probably sign himself to a 10 year 100 million contract to coach ... the son of Daryl Katz (who has final word on all coaching decisions ) would give the ok to that

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

Matty, could you do some photoshop work on the following:

 

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EdmontonOilers: #Oilers agree to terms with centre Mark Arcobello on a one-year contract extension. Congrats, @sporkabella!" http://t.co/YJ7oCgdcfP

That's bold!

 

[mattola]

 

[forty_three]

BRAVO

 

[mattola]

Edmonton Oilers ‏@EdmontonOilers 6h
Luke Gazdic will undergo season-ending shoulder surgery this week and will be sidelined approximately six months.

Andrew Ference is also out for the season.

well there go their playoff chances now

 

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Edmonton Oilers ‏@EdmontonOilers 6h
Luke Gazdic will undergo season-ending shoulder surgery this week and will be sidelined approximately six months.

Andrew Ference is also out for the season.

well there go their playoff chances now

I used to like Ference, but lately he thinks his poop doesn't stink and he also has lost a step and has resorted to cheap shots as a result. As for Gazdic, he's just a POS who shouldn't even be in the AHL, let alone the NHL.

 

[mattola]

I used to like Ference, but lately he thinks his poop doesn't stink and he also has lost a step and has resorted to cheap shots as a result. As for Gazdic, he's just a POS who shouldn't even be in the AHL, let alone the NHL.

why do you think hes on the Oilers Dash?

 

[Cobiemonster]

I used to like Ference, but lately he thinks his poop doesn't stink and he also has lost a step and has resorted to cheap shots as a result. As for Gazdick, he's just a POS who shouldn't even be in the AHL, let alone the NHL.

Fixed

 

[esls79]

Gazdic scored the Oilers first goal of the season just under 3 minutes into it - then the Jets realized Dubnyk was in nets and decided to shoot at him - it's been pretty much all downhill since then the occasional Scrivens bright moment notwithstanding.

 

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Jason Gregor ‏@JasonGregor
Oilers have lost 40 games 4 times in last 5 seasons. The rest of NHL have a combined six 40-loss seasons. #toughrebuild

woof!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I used to like Ference, but lately he thinks his poop doesn't stink and he also has lost a Seidenberg and Chara and has resorted to cheap shots as a result.

fify

 

[Johnnydollaz89]

The worst rebuilding team in the world

 

[jstewismybastardson]

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[Slimpikins]

Jason Gregor ‏@JasonGregor
Oilers have lost 40 games 4 times in last 5 seasons. The rest of NHL have a combined six 40-loss seasons. #toughrebuild

woof!

God damn that's bad. I guess that Lowe knows something about losing too.

 

[forty_three]

I would totally make a bunch of those and give them out at the last home game.

 

[Cobiemonster]

 

[dash]

You can't get much more definitive than that.