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You can't get much more definitive than that.

Can't blame him - and for Oilers fans saying, "Enjoy being in the minors", I hope Oilers fans enjoy being the worst team in the league for at least the next five years
 

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Can't blame him - and for Oilers fans saying, "Enjoy being in the minors", I hope Oilers fans enjoy being the worst team in the league for at least the next five years

#HereCometheOilers to be quickly followed by #ThereGotheOilers
 

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Ilya Bryzgalov with the Oilers: 20 GP, 5-8-5, .908 SV%, 3.01 GAA ... Not good enough! Must trade Bryz!

Ilya Bryzgalov with the Wild: 10 GP, 6-0-3, .929 SV%, 1.67 GAA.



Ben Scrivens with the Kings: 19 GP, 7-5-4, .931 SV%, 1.97 GAA ... OMG! MUST ACQUIRE FOR OILERS!!!

Ben Scrivens with the Oilers: 19 GP, 8-10-0, .916 SV%, 3.01 GAA.
 

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What about Dubnyk - weren't his numbers better in Edmonton?
 

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What about Dubnyk - weren't his numbers better in Edmonton?

The goalies in Edmonton as a whole have actually been okay, the save percentages are pretty solid because they face so many shots but of course the GAA is high
 

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Exactly, Dash stats aren't a condemnation of the goalies. It's a condemnation of the shit defense in front of them.
 

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Deuces wild tonight in Edmonton - Hall, RNH, Eberle, and Justin Schultz all -2
 

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The Oilers have had the 1st overall pick three times in the past 4 or 5 years. They've picked in the top 10 all 5 years. Most teams with those picks would probably be a playoff team with an outstanding future. Not the Oilers. They seem to be skating around in circles. It really is amazing how bad their front office is. Considering the fact I'm a fan of a team that has one of the worst front offices in recent memory that's saying a lot.
 

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Pretty sure I just saw another jersey flying towards the ice at the horn in Edmonton.
 

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Pretty sure I just saw another jersey flying towards the ice at the horn in Edmonton.

Just watched the highlights, yes indeed it was a cloth fabric of dark blue colo(u)r that fell to the ice.
 

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Just watched the highlights, yes indeed it was a cloth fabric of dark blue colo(u)r that fell to the ice.

Curious if it was from the Tier Two crowd
 

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I think beat reporter Rob Tychkowski has snapped:

Rob Tychkowski ‏@Sun_Tychkowski 32m TSN crew is now playing "Which Oilers Season Has Sucked The Most?"

Rob Tychkowski ‏@Sun_Tychkowski 19m Shots are 16-2 in the third period... for the team that's leading 3-0 and has the playoff spot sewn up

Rob Tychkowski ‏@Sun_Tychkowski 15m Definition of insanity: Buy ticket. Boo. Buy ticket. Boo. Buy ticket. Boo. Buy ticket. Boo. Buy ticket. Boo. Buy ticket. Boo. Buy ticket.

Rob Tychkowski ‏@Sun_Tychkowski 15m Tier 1 fans need to accept their culpability in the last eight years

Rob Tychkowski ‏@Sun_Tychkowski 10m
The Kings winning goal came at the 27-second mark of the first period. Have a nice night.
 

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would love a Kesler tumble weed come through there blowing the jerseys about lol
 

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Rob Tychkowski ‏@Sun_Tychkowski 15m Definition of insanity: Buy ticket. Boo. Buy ticket. Boo. Buy ticket. Boo. Buy ticket. Boo. Buy ticket. Boo. Buy ticket. Boo. Buy ticket.

Ive seen alot of coiler fans make comments about canucks fans bailing on supporting them for one losing season and mocking the empty seats

who are the idiots here? the ones that voice their displeasure by not bankrolling their team or the fucktards who keep going to games and saying "yes sir may i have another?"
 

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lol Smyth announces ... "Mac T has extended me for 6 more years" and there was a moment of pause from the the reporters in attendance lol
 

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Mark Spector ‏@SportsnetSpec ·now
I saw 3 Oilers players at Smyth's retirement. Find the answer to why there wasn't 23, and u might be on to what's happened to this org.
 
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