Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

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Torts is the Blue Jackets "Big Toe"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hes coming home for dorsett and cbjs #2 back

 

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Some Flames fans think Giordano should be moved before his new contract kicks in? Giordano + Backlund + Poirier for RyJo?

 

[forty_three]

Hes coming home for dorsett and cbjs #2 back

 

[puckhead]

can't find the in-game clip

 

[KennyBanyeah]

can't find the in-game clip

My kinda team Charlie. My kinda team!!

 

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In-game (exhibition) pushups about 1:20 in...

 

[forty_three]

Tonight's lines:

Hartnell Dubinsky Saad
Jenner Johansen Foligno
Calvert Karlsson Atkinson
Bourque Campbell Boll

Johnson Savard
Prout Tyutin
Connauton Goloubef

Bobrovsky

Against:
Dupuis Crosby Bennett
Perron Malkin Kessel
Kunitz Bonino Hornqvist
Sprong Cullen Fehr


Cole Letang
Dumoulin Lovejoy
Maatta Scuderi

Fleury

So what else is there to do on a Friday night besides watch hockey?

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Hes coming home for dorsett and cbjs #2 back

And Tanev please

 

[forty_three]

Ryan Murray is on the ice in Pittsburgh. Presumably so he can be blamed when they lose.

 

[forty_three]

Brandon Dubinsky out with upper body injury (probably strained a muscle doing pushups), so that means that the top line center is....

Nick Foligno.

 

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Ryan Murray is on the ice in Pittsburgh. Presumably so he can be blamed when they lose.

I was going to say, it's pretty rare when a healthy scratch finds his way onto the score sheet.

 

[forty_three]

I was going to say, it's pretty rare when a healthy scratch finds his way onto the score sheet.

Hell of a pass from the press box. Through like 745 defenders.


Jackets up 2-0 with ten to go. Dubinsky was clearly the problem.

 

[forty_three]

Jackets - Goonyotes is shaping up for a good old donneybrook in the third. Captain Shaned has already been Doaned for being third man in on a fight (10 and a game). Boll and Domi have gone at it, Hartnell and John Scott, and Boone Jenner went at Doan before he got tossed.

Johansen even hit Michalek well after a whistle, in probably the softest post whistle action in NHL history.

All of this is because Dubinsky is out 2 weeks with an infection in his busted elbow. See? Without him, there is emotion left for other guys to use.

Mike Smith is gargantuan.

If you have Center Ice, I suggest tuning in. Should be a show.

 

[forty_three]

Torts for Jack Adams. Coach of the century.

Ryan Johansen did who knows what in the first and got demoted to the 4th line. And then immediately scored his fourth goal of the year. And fourth in five games.

So clearly it was exactly what Joey needed.

 

[forty_three]

AND Tortsie can adjust. When he had his franchise player on the 4th line for most of the game and his team fell behind, you know what he did for the last five minutes? YES! He put Johansen back on the first line!

What a tactical master!

 

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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-p...tml?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

 

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Wait for it....wait for it...

 

[forty_three]

In the post game presser he blamed the loss on their inability to win faceoffs.

IF THEY ONLY HAD SOME GUY ON THE BENCH WHO IS PRETTY GOOD AT THAT

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

In the post game presser he blamed the loss on their inability to win faceoffs.

IF THEY ONLY HAD SOME GUY ON THE BENCH WHO IS PRETTY GOOD AT THAT

Man just accept that RyJo is a bust and the sooner they trade him the better.