Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[Sgt Brutus]

I know this will probably piss off Don Cherry, but I suspect that they're winning because they have about a 110 PDO at even strength. We'll see what heart can do for them when that regresses I guess.

Oh they'll return to sucking ass very soon, I don't doubt it

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I know this will probably piss off Don Cherry, but I suspect that they're winning because they have about a 110 PDO at even strength. We'll see what heart can do for them when that regresses I guess.

Regression says hi?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Torts for Jack Adams.

 

[forty_three]

He was certainly the best coach in the league in the third period last night.


Being outshot 9-1 in the first? That's because Johansen has no heart.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

He was certainly the best coach in the league in the third period last night.


Being outshot 9-1 in the first? That's because Johansen has no heart.

They're 0-8 with Johansen in the lineup and 2-0 without him.

Writing's on the wall, and it reads BUST! Be lucky if you can get a 4th rounder for him now.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

They're 0-8 with Johansen in the lineup and 2-0 without him.

Writing's on the wall, and it reads BUST! Be lucky if you can get a 4th rounder for him now.

HE'S COMIN HOME, COMIN HOME, TELL THE WORLD HE'S COMIN HOME

 

[forty_three]

They're 0-8 with Johansen in the lineup and 2-0 without him.

Writing's on the wall, and it reads BUST! Be lucky if you can get a 4th rounder for him now.

You've been in Columbus listening to the locals the last few days, haven't you?

 

[Sgt Brutus]

They're 0-8 with Johansen in the lineup and 2-0 without him.

Writing's on the wall, and it reads BUST! Be lucky if you can get a 4th rounder for him now.

the metrics dont lie

 

[forty_three]

Hartsburg leaves team.


But at least there's this:

Make him healthy before you destroy him. Otherwise there's no sport in it.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Hartsburg leaves team.


But at least there's this:

Make him healthy before you destroy him. Otherwise there's no sport in it.

If he's not healthy enough to block shots he might as well not even be alive.

 

[forty_three]

Johansen expected back, Saad out (ill) vs. Capitals

Oh no, now Saad is a gutless pussy.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Johansen expected back, Saad out (ill) vs. Capitals

Oh no, now Saad is a gutless pussy.

Duh. Why you think the Hawks traded him?

Patrick Kane, now there's a real man!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Make him healthy before you destroy him. Otherwise there's no sport in it.

Wait?? He believes he skated on his own?

Shouldn't he, you know, KNOW what his best player is up to? Especially given the guy is a gutless puke, with a Swedish sounding name, who could start slackin' at any moment?

 

[DevilishWon]

I know this will probably piss off Don Cherry, but I suspect that they're winning because they have about a 110 PDO at even strength. We'll see what heart can do for them when that regresses I guess.

Next you'll be touting the virtues of euro's; aka limp wristed soft commie's...instead of good clean boys from western Canada. What are you some kind of heretic???

 

[forty_three]

Next you'll be touting the virtues of euro's; aka limp wristed soft commie's...instead of good clean boys from western Canada. What are you some kind of heretic???

Ryan Johansen is from Western Canada. Alexander Wennberg is from Sweden.

Checkmate.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Next you'll be touting the virtues of euro's; aka limp wristed soft commie's...instead of good clean boys from western Canada. What are you some kind of heretic???

I guess that's what I'm saying Wonsie; you get that through your head?

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Johansen expected back, Saad out (ill) vs. Capitals

Oh no, now Saad is a gutless pussy.

Doesn't want to block shots obviously, trade him and move on

 

[DevilishWon]

Doesn't want to block shots obviously, trade him and move on

Devils will offer Steven Gionta even up for him, act quickly we're offering him to other teams as well

 

[pixburgher66]

A.M. #11: Washington

Ohhhh it's gettin' goooooood! Torts high school mind games, commence!

 

[DevilishWon]

A.M. #11: Washington

Ohhhh it's gettin' goooooood! Torts high school mind games, commence!

love it love it...who would have leaked such a thing