Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

forty_three · Oct 23, 2015

Maybe we can change this thread title to "Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus"

dash · Oct 23, 2015

forty_three said:
Maybe we can change this thread title to "Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus"

done.

Bloody Brian Burke · Oct 23, 2015

Comedy Unobtanium was still available.

/Saving it for the Pens?

EDIT: Shouldn't 'CowPies' be totally capitalized? We have a format to follow here, people.

forty_three · Oct 23, 2015

dash said:
done.

Thanks.

jstewismybastardson · Oct 23, 2015

cowpies for the buckeyes !!!

/

tough crowd

DevilishWon · Oct 23, 2015

The BJs are in town to play the Devils Tuesday night...I'm sure Larry Brooks will take NJ Transit from Manhattan for that one....

forty_three · Oct 23, 2015

DevilishWon said:
The BJs are in town to play the Devils Tuesday night...I'm sure Larry Brooks will take NJ Transit from Manhattan for that one....

I will pay for the ticket for him if he wants it.

Enemy of my enemy is my friend, etc.

pixburgher66 · Oct 23, 2015

Alright, alright...I've thought it through. You can have Lovejoy, Scuderi, and...uhhh...Perron for Johansen. DON'T GO LOOK AT THOSE STATS. THESE ARE PRIME PLAYERS. PRIME.

Sgt Brutus · Oct 23, 2015

The tortes tears are a plentiful

The shit Sippers are 0-8 but Johansen is a god, he's done nothing wrong. How dare the coach bench him to send a message to the team.

Sgt Brutus · Oct 23, 2015

Ever think of that? The benching is for the rest of the guys, not Ryan? Hmm interesting thought

DevilishWon · Oct 23, 2015

Sgt Brutus said:
Ever think of that? The benching is for the rest of the guys, not Ryan? Hmm interesting thought

Here's another thought, torts sucks

forty_three · Oct 23, 2015

Hey, mods - great news. Next time anyone does something stupid you can just ban Sgt Brutus. He's fine with punishing people who have nothing to do with the problem!

I understand benching guys to send a message. But you usually want to start with someone who, you know, deserves it. Jack Johnson, Gregory Campbell, David Savard, David Clarkson... all of those guys should have had a seat last night. Even Cody Goloubef had a nasty brain fart with the double minor. Jack Johnson should be benched until around Christmas for how much he's fucked up so far this season.

esls79 · Oct 23, 2015

Jack Johnson would still get paid even if he didn't play, right?

/asking for a business acquaintance, that's all

dash · Oct 23, 2015

esls79 said:
Jack Johnson's parents would still get paid even if he didn't play, right?

/asking for a business acquaintance, that's all

fixed that for you, esls.

esls79 · Oct 24, 2015

From a benching to a scratch.

dash · Oct 24, 2015

esls79 said:
From a benching to a scratch.

Unhealthy scratch?

elocomotive · Oct 24, 2015

We would have one of these threads for the Hurricanes as well.

But it would be started and then immediately retired.

puckhead · Oct 24, 2015

dash said:
Unhealthy scratch?

sick of Torts already?

43 understands.

puckhead · Oct 24, 2015

RyJo update

forty_three · Oct 24, 2015

dash said:
Unhealthy scratch?

Torts: Scratch him
JK: Why?
Torts: <glaring> Scratch. Him.
JK: But I need a reason, I mea-
Torts: IF I WANTED TO EXPLAIN IT, I WOULD
JK: I... I... he's a franchise player, can we-
Torts: SCRATCH HIM
JK: I just wish there was a reason for sure I could tell the medi-... John?
Torts: <walks away>

Jarmo: Ryan... we're going to say you're uhhhh, sick. So, you should try to look...
Joey: Fuck it, I'm going home.
Jarmo: My God, what have I done?

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