Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

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Guys, you need to cut DW some slack, obviously he just needs to re-calibrate his abacus.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Guys, you need to cut DW some slack, obviously he just needs to re-calibrate his abacus.

yah dw knows his maths ... he can cut a pizza into 9 slices so he always gets 5

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Welp, now I'm getting pizza for lunch.

 

[forty_three]

Welcome Ryan Johansen to the trade rumor mill

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Allthough Brandon Dubinsky (The greatest hockey player to ever live) *is* coming back tonight. No one needs that scrub Johansen anymore when the all conquering hero and nemesis of watercoolers everywhere is back.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Welcome Ryan Johansen to the trade rumor mill

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If the BJs trade RyJo they better have a C coming back. Otherwise their top 2 Cs are Dubinsky and Jenner. Ouch.

In light of that... Zibanejad, Puempel and a 1st for Ryjo?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

If the BJs trade RyJo they better have a C coming back. Otherwise their top 2 Cs are Dubinsky and Jenner. Ouch.

In light of that... Zibanejad, Puempel and a 1st for Ryjo?

Please no. Last thing I need is for every damn team in the division to have a star first line C just as the Leafs are trying to be good again. Already bad enough that the Sabres have Eichel and god damn YOUNG CROSBY is playing better than OLD CROSBY.

 

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I like RyJo, but I don't think he would be happy as 3rd line centre on the Flames behind Monahan and Bennett.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Otherwise their top 2 Cs are Dubinsky and Jenner. Ouch.

Torts says "whaddya mean OUCH??? Dubinsky is my favorite dog!"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I like RyJo, but I don't think he would be happy as 3rd line centre on the Flames behind Monahan and Bennett.

Maybe with all he's learned from the shot-blocking guru Torts he could slide in as the Flames #1 goalie?

 

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Maybe with all he's learned from the shot-blocking guru Torts he could slide in as the Flames #1 goalie?

Not a bad plan, Kenny. Maybe he could convert to a defenseman (kinda like a reverse Brent Burns). Kris Russell + Mikael Backlund for RyJo?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

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[forty_three]

Shows what you know. When Dubinski got hurt, Foligno became the number 1 center.

I actually saw someone complaining that Johansen's trade value is falling. Obviously, judging by this thread. No one wants the bum.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I actually saw someone complaining that Johansen's trade value is falling. Obviously, judging by this thread. No one wants the bum.

Kikokokolarian should call up this guy if he wants to deal RyJo to Vancouver lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Kikokokolarian should call up this guy if he wants to deal RyJo to Vancouver lol

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Would that mean I don't have to see that stupid ass commercial anymore? Then I'm all for it.

Take Messier, too.

 

[DevilishWon]

Bro, do you even maths?

Do you even English...lol

 

[Sgt Brutus]

I like RyJo, but I don't think he would be happy as 3rd line centre on the Flames behind Monahan and Bennett.

Plus he doesn't even block shots

 

[forty_three]

Would that mean I don't have to see that stupid ass commercial anymore? Then I'm all for it.

Take Messier, too.[/QUUOTE]

]Messier? That's a Torts player if there ever was one.

 

[forty_three]

Summary of the last little while:

Ryan Johansen took a penalty late in a game the Jackets were winning, so he is a liability and should be traded.

Brandon Dubinsky crosschecked a guy in the head for no reason, got suspended and for this he is a hero and should be captain.



Also, the best possible trading partner for us is Philly because we can trade Johansen and a draft pick for Provorov who is a top pick defenseman who will be NHL ready next year.


Yes, these are actual things I have seen discussed.

 

[forty_three]

And before you ask, we have to add a pick to Johansen because his trade stock is low. He's a fourth liner for crying out loud.