Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

Man just accept that RyJo is a bust and the sooner they trade him the better.

Totally a bust. I just hope they can get a proven defenseman like Kevin Bieska for him!

 

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Totally a bust. I just hope they can get a proven defenseman like Kevin Bieska for him!

I think Anaheim wants someone to take that Kesler contract off their hands...

 

[forty_three]

I think Anaheim wants someone to take that Kesler contract off their hands...

To fit him under the cap, the Ducks will have to take Brandon Saad as well.

 

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To fit him under the cap, the Ducks will have to take Brandon Saad as well.

Well heck, sounds like a done deal to me - Bring the Ohio State boy back to Columbus.

/Torts loves him

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Kesler's on pace for 33 pts.

That contract is already the worst in the fucking league and it hasn't even kicked in yet.

 

[forty_three]

Kesler's on pace for 33 pts.

That contract is already the worst in the fucking league and it hasn't even kicked in yet.

Remember me?



Best thing about his contract is it's insured.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Remember me?

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Best thing about his contract is it's insured.

Much as I hate to wish ill upon anybody, for the Jackets' sake I hope he's an LTIR lister as often as possible.

 

[forty_three]

Much as I hate to wish ill upon anybody, for the Jackets' sake I hope he's an LTIR lister as often as possible.

His current injury is a continuation of last year's "back issues". I would wager he will miss a lot this year.

I've said a few times, he seems like a really good guy and he's already done a lot with youth hockey in the area. And if he was on Jared Boll's contract I'd be fine.

 

[DevilishWon]

Remember me?

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Best thing about his contract is it's insured.

The guy was a 30 goal scorer before the leafs ruined him...just sayin

 

[forty_three]

The guy was a 30 goal scorer before the leafs ruined him...just sayin

Yeah, but that was on a wide open run and gun team in New Jersey.

 

[DevilishWon]

Yeah, but that was on a wide open run and gun team in New Jersey.

TO has ruined many a poor boy...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

The guy was a 30 goal scorer before the leafs ruined him...just sayin

The Leafs were a playoff team before David Clarkson ruined them...just sayin

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Yeah, but that was on a wide open run and gun team in New Jersey.

And it was only for one abnormal season - his goal totals for the two seasons preceding that year were 11 and 12.

Calling Clarkson a 30 goal scorer is like calling Jonathan Cheechoo a 50 goal scorer.

 

[forty_three]

No one got the "wide open run and gun New Jersey" joke.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

No one got the "wide open run and gun New Jersey" joke.

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I don't think anyone's here. Except me, and it's hard for me to joke around about Clarkson.

/Except when the fact the Leafs actually got somebody to trade for him comes up

 

[DevilishWon]

And it was only for one abnormal season - his goal totals for the two seasons preceding that year were 11 and 12.

Calling Clarkson a 30 goal scorer is like calling Jonathan Cheechoo a 50 goal scorer.

and for the strike shortened season he was on pace for 30. Another player ruined by the leaves

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Welcome Ryan Johansen to the trade rumor mill

 

[DevilishWon]

Welcome Ryan Johansen to the trade rumor mill

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awesome. This should provide hours of BS trade rumor fun

 

[DragonfromTO]

and for the strike shortened season he was on pace for 30. Another player ruined by the leaves

Bro, do you even maths?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

and for the strike shortened season he was on pace for 30. Another player ruined by the leaves

He scored 15 goals in 48 games giving him a 25 goal pace over 82 games, so no.

But A for effort! (Unlike Clarkson)