Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

Artemi Panarin speaks about contract situation

Wow. That gives absolutely no indication of what he's thinking.

 

[gob]

So, my friend keeps alluding to dating a player... But I think he's full of shit

 

[forty_three]

So, my friend keeps alluding to dating a player... But I think he's full of shit

I hope it's Wennberg. I am getting a little tired of Mrs 43 fawning all over the Swedish dreamboat.

 

[gob]

I hope it's Wennberg. I am getting a little tired of Mrs 43 fawning all over the Swedish dreamboat.

Not going to say who it is in need the .6% chance it's actually true.

But it's not the SD.

 

[gob]

I say feel free to tell her it is, though.

Crush some dreams

 

[forty_three]

I say feel free to tell her it is, though.

Crush some dreams

I've already told her that he ate those puppies as is Swedish custom.

 

[forty_three]

So we're just clearing a roster spot. No way that hump makes 10 games in the NHL.

 

[forty_three]

Panthers’ Huberdeau joins TSN Trade Bait board - TSN.ca

 

[forty_three]

woo!

 

[forty_three]

I will run this person off the road if I see them.

 

[dash]

I will run this person off the road if I see them.

That's not very CIVIC minded.

 

[forty_three]

That's not very CIVIC minded.

I have come to the decision of my own Accord.

 

[forty_three]

I texted this to Mrs 43:

 

[puckhead]

reminds me of this lemonheads classic

If I was in the fridge, would you open the door?
If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
Would you keep it? would you eat it?
I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around.

 

[gob]

I texted this to Mrs 43:

How about if you were a puck, I'd never score

 

[forty_three]

How about if you were a puck, I'd never score

Are you a goal? Because I would never shoot at you.


So, my son's team found these and have been dropping them in their team group chat. He made one that was a picture of Jared Boll that said "Are you a penalty box? Because I can not seem to leave you"

 

[puckhead]

So, my son's team found these and have been dropping them in their team group chat. He made one that was a picture of Jared Boll that said "Are you a penalty box? Because I can not seem to leave you"

what was the caption for this one?

 

[gob]

what was the caption for this one?

#metoo

 

[forty_three]

Adeniye embraces underdog mentality in pursuit of NHL dream

Nice story on a good kid. My son has played against him for 8 years and last year practiced with him. He's moved on to Junior A and will eventually play college. Hope the kid makes it. He's a really good, down to earth kid.

And he's really good.

 

[gob]

43's going to be disappointed with the latest IR announcement