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dash

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Just heard the actual quote. Could not agree more @forty_three

There have always been losers in society, people with mouths that just need to shut up. The internet gives them a platform far in excess of what they deserve.

And yes, I note the irony as I post this on an online message board.

The big difference (at least on this board) is that everybody here self-moderates themselves even when we have disagreements. The rare few that don't either learn to or get the heave-ho.
 

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The thing that confuses me about that douchebag in particular is he is clearly miserable watching this team.

So, like, why keep doing it? I really wish the Jackets had come out and said "you know what? You're not welcome in our fanbase. We don't want you. Our fanbase is one that sells out our arena to watch a struggling and rebuilding team. We like those guys. Not you. Fuck off"

The big difference (at least on this board) is that everybody here self-moderates themselves even when we have disagreements. The rare few that don't either learn to or get the heave-ho.
Plus no one here is trying to build some sort of "following" and saying outrageous shit for hate clicks besides Comeds, and I am still convinced he's going to be one of the greatest screenwriters of a generation, so it's okay.
 

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The thing that confuses me about that douchebag in particular is he is clearly miserable watching this team.

So, like, why keep doing it? I really wish the Jackets had come out and said "you know what? You're not welcome in our fanbase. We don't want you. Our fanbase is one that sells out our arena to watch a struggling and rebuilding team. We like those guys. Not you. Fuck off"


Plus no one here is trying to build some sort of "following" and saying outrageous shit for hate clicks besides Comeds, and I am still convinced he's going to be one of the greatest screenwriters of a generation, so it's okay.

I am convinced @Comeds is actually Larry David.

Sorry to blow your cover, big guy.
 

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Plus no one here is trying to build some sort of "following" and saying outrageous shit for hate clicks besides Comeds, and I am still convinced he's going to be one of the greatest screenwriters of a generation, so it's okay.
My posts are not outrageous and are not for hate clicks, my posts are all about bringing people together.
 

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Funny, when I saw "Jenkins", I immediately thought Leeroy Jenkins. Which would explain a lot

I suspect the real reference predates my time here

@Comeds has referenced Jenkins in several office stories. He's one of those office workers who is always trying to undermine him.
 

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@Comeds has referenced Jenkins in several office stories. He's one of those office workers who is always trying to undermine him.
Every time he posts about Jenkins, I picture him to be the actor Richard Jenkins for some reason
 

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Good guy Johnny, picking up Patty's pledge to give a grand per point to causes to de-stigmatize mental health issues.


Lots of people donated 29 dollars on Laine's behalf in the wake of those idiots comments as well.
 

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Aaaaand the official team name will change to

THE Columbus Blue Jackets (tm)
I'm hoping they bring the cannon and fire live cannonballs at the scoreboard.
 

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The rudderless just lost their rudder. Seems like a decent move.
 

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How he made it past the Babcock debacle is beyond me. Team has no direction. Hopefully Davidson can get them turned around.
 

dash

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How he made it past the Babcock debacle is beyond me. Team has no direction. Hopefully Davidson can get them turned around.

I don't know, I think it's time for Davidson to go as well. I mean, he has overseen quite a few missteps over the years.
 
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