Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[jstewismybastardson]

Jones offered his apartment to Joey, who apparently accepted. Wanted to return the favor, but apparently he has a roommate.

lol good lord ... r u kiddin me!!?? ... Seth Jones was on vancouver cesspool radio yesterday afternoon with a suave chap named the Moj ... Moj suggested to him that he and Johansen "do swapsies" and move into each others place and Jones said thats a great idea ... seth jones taking advice from the Moj .. oh man

 

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Preds lines at practice today:

Wilson-Johansen-Neal
Forsberg-Ribeiro-Jarnkrok
Salomaki-Fisher-Smith
Nystrom-Gaustad-Watson
Bourque-Hodgson-Arvidsson

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Johansen has found time to Instagram. Can confirm, that is Terminal A at Port Columbus Airport.

I dunno.

Jones looks a little skinny there.

Maybe he doesn't hit the gym as hard as he should.

You feel me Torts?? You got this, right? Teach this kid to be a proooooo!!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I dunno.

Jones looks a little skinny there.

Maybe he doesn't hit the gym as hard as he should.

You feel me Torts?? You got this, right? Teach this kid to be a proooooo!!

Hopefully Torts doesnt tell seth to eat his spinach ... TOOT TOOT!!!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Hopefully Torts doesnt tell seth to eat his spinach ... TOOT TOOT!!!

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That is one ugly man. Not quite Sam Cassell levels but damn close.

 

[pixburgher66]

lol good lord ... r u kiddin me!!?? ... Seth Jones was on vancouver cesspool radio yesterday afternoon with a suave chap named the Moj ... Moj suggested to him that he and Johansen "do swapsies" and move into each others place and Jones said thats a great idea ... seth jones taking advice from the Moj .. oh man

According to the waffle of twat:

 

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Both guys are smiling in that Instagram pic above because neither of them are heading to Edmonton.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

According to the waffle of twat:

I wasnt doubting you or anything ... just amazed the moj may have influenced his decision and made him "do swapsies" lol

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I wasnt doubting you or anything ... just amazed the moj may have influenced his decision and made him "do swapsies" lol

The term swapsies is approved by this guy.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

The term sloppy swapsies is approved by this guy.

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[pixburgher66]

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First...I gave you cake...then I remembered Avery...so rainbow it is.

 

[forty_three]

Hopefully Torts doesnt tell seth to eat his spinach ... TOOT TOOT!!!

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Why did you post a picture of the dude from Goonies?
HEY YOU GUUUUYS

 

[forty_three]

According to the waffle of twat:

It is entirely likely that the "roommate" is indeed Johansen's girlfriend. She works for a local non-profit, I believe.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

It is entirely likely that the "roommate" is indeed Johansen's girlfriend. She works for a local non-profit, I believe.

Soooo we're talking about a real sloppy swapsy here.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

It is entirely likely that the "roommate" is indeed Johansen's girlfriend. She works for a local non-profit, I believe.

well then it would have been something if Ryjo ok'ed that end of the swapsie

 

[pixburgher66]

"WE'RE BREAKKKINNNNG FREEEEE! Soooooaring, flyyyyying, there's not a star in heaven that we can't reach!"

 

[pixburgher66]

It is entirely likely that the "roommate" is indeed Johansen's girlfriend. She works for a local non-profit, I believe.

I sorta assumed that too from the tweet. Either a teammate, in which case why not let Jones stay, or a lady friend. Not too many NHLers with random roomies out there.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I sorta assumed that too from the tweet. Either a teammate, in which case why not let Jones stay, or a lady friend. Not too many NHLers with random roomies out there.

It's Torts. Torts was his roommate.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

torts next move is to get jarmo fired?

Gillis as replacement????

But gillis didnt even hire him for the vancouver job??? Lol

 

[forty_three]

torts next move is to get jarmo fired?

Gillis as replacement????

But gillis didnt even hire him for the vancouver job??? Lol

Jarmo doesn't need any help getting himself fired.



Okay, so as I understand it there are five stages of Grief.

Denial
Anger
Rage
RAGE
RAGE

You will be pleased to know that I am almost out of phase 4 and moving into phase five. I am coping.