Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[dash]

Blue Jackets are going to run out of powder for the cannon tonight.

 

[forty_three]

Wrf? I thought the Blue jackets were shitty? Maybe they are but the Ducks aren’t even trying in this one.

/or more aptly titled you thought Larsen sucked wait until you get a load of Eakins

First two went in on Stolarz, but Larsen understands the stakes. He has doubled Gudbranson's ice time.

 

[esls79]

Both these teams are shitty.

 

[forty_three]

OH YEAH! Jackets have worked hard and tied it up. GAME ON

 

[esls79]

Yikes Elvis - that is um, yeah.

 

[forty_three]

Yikes Elvis - that is um, yeah.

I was playing video games. What did I miss?

 

[esls79]

Zegras with a harmless wrister from up high he basically directed into the net with his glove.

Blue Jackets have given up - my god the race to the bottom is exciting.

 

[forty_three]

Sorry about your luck esls!

 

[forty_three]

I don't know what Elvis needs. What I do know is the coach who killed his best friend is not the one to lead him out of this. Manny has to go.

 

[forty_three]

Blue Jackets are playing the Sharks.

They are currently being outshot 14-2 at the end of the first.

 

[esls79]

Blue Jackets are playing the Sharks.

They are currently being outshot 14-2 at the end of the first.

They took the Ducks to the woodshed on Thursday night in the first and ended up losing pretty easily - trying something different tonight.

 

[forty_three]

Some locals are already convinced this kid is gonna have a HoF career.

These same people think Nick Blankenburg is going to win a Norris.





Neither of those things are going to happen.

 

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Some locals are already convinced this kid is gonna have a HoF career.

These same people think Nick Blankenburg is going to win a Norris.





Neither of those things are going to happen.

 

[mattola]

Some locals are already convinced this kid is gonna have a HoF career.

These same people think Nick Blankenburg is going to win a Norris.





Neither of those things are going to happen.

I wonder if Bedard will fall to 13th overall as a result. Canucks could get lucky and take a risk to develop him

 

[forty_three]

I wonder if Bedard will fall to 13th overall as a result. Canucks could get lucky and take a risk to develop him

Dumais was a third rounder, so don't waste any high picks on Bedard. He'll be there later.

 

[forty_three]

lol

 

[forty_three]

Olivier was picked up to act as a deterrent for anyone hurting our stars and kids. He had a fight in the previous game and got his clocked cleaned by a nobody. And somewhere in his acorn sized brain decided with was a good idea to pick a fight with a cro-magnon chucker of hammerfists in this one.

I really didn't think there would ever be a Blue Jacket I found more useless than Jared Boll, but here we are.

 

[forty_three]

Kiriil Marchenko scored his 11th goal of the season. He has yet to record an assist.



Damn shoot first Russians.


Note: It's happened before, but not since the 1920s:

https://news.russia.postsen.com/sports/179227.html

 

[dash]

Either Johnny is a goon or Connor went down very easily here

 

[forty_three]

Either Johnny is a goon or Connor went down very easily here

Edmonton scored on the ensuing power play. So weird.