Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Sorry how many shot attempts??!!

 

[forty_three]

Sorry how many shot attempts??!!

What is the maximum salary you can retain in a trade? Asking for a friend.



Also Tarasov gave up 4 goals and still had a .910 sv %.

 

[sbb122]

Sorry how many shot attempts??!!

Only 3 seasons and 81 games to go

 

[esls79]

Gubberson would be a strong second pairing guy if he was on the Ducks. God, I’d hate to see their numbers from last night.

Also, Dutter should retroactively get the Adams after this.

 

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Only 3 seasons and 81 games to go

As puckhead would say, woof!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Only 3 seasons and 81 games to go

The Flames found a good role for Gubberson but he was skating alongside Zadorov (who inexplicably signed a shittier contract despite being what GM's apparently think Gubberson is). Jackets might need to find an upgrade on Jake Bean if this is gonna work.

/Muzzin would be an excellent fit!

 

[sbb122]

As puckhead would say, woof!

I believe I made the exact same comment after Jack Johnson’s first game in Pittsburgh

 

[forty_three]

Gubberson would be a strong second pairing guy if he was on the Ducks.

DONE!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Well that sucks for the BJs...

 

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Well that sucks for the BJs...

<alec baldwin pouring scotch.gif>

 

[forty_three]

Well that sucks for the BJs...

Better outcome than it looked in real time. I thought for sure it was broken. Hope they bring Marchenko up and try both him and Chinakhov with Johnny. And literally anyone but Jenner at Center with them.

Hope it's more toward the 3 week side, as the games in Finland are 3 weeks from today.

 

[forty_three]

Danforth on the top line replacing Laine?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck

 

[forty_three]

Danforth on the top line replacing Laine?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck

Shows what I know, Danforth just made a blind, behind the back pass for Johnny's first as a Jacket.

 

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I never liked Adam Foote and his son plays for Tampa so I don't like him either

 

[forty_three]

Season is young, but I believe that Gubberson has been on the ice for every goal against.

 

[forty_three]

Some adjustment for quality of opponent, but Jesus

 

[forty_three]

Tonight's lines:
Nyquist-Jenner-Gaudreau
Chinakhov-Sillinger-Voracek
Johnson-Roslovic-Danforth
Robinson-Kuraly-Olivier

One of them is good. Jenner and Nyquist are like anchors around Johnny's feet. Please move Jenner and put Johnson there. PLEASE

 

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Jarmo was on Donnie & Dhali this morning @forty_three , the full interview is below:

 

[forty_three]

Last game, Johnson had the lowest Ice Time among all skaters, but the Jackets out-chanced St Louis 12-2 while he was on the ice. All while towing Danforth and Roslovic all over the ice.



And don't get me started on 22-44. Probably the worst D pair we've had since JMFJ and whoever was playing with JMFJ

 

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It's Kent Johnson's b-day today - Will he get a hat trick tonight or only two goals?

/Stealing @esls79 thunder