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3 on 0 in OT and NOTHING.

Not even a SOG
 

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Holy shit, Chinakhov with an incredible fake shot and no look pass to Gavvy for the win.

I swear this kid is just about there.
 

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A little cow town drama

Background - the Ryan Lacey guy used to run a CBJ "fan account" on Twitter and Youtube. When he started creeping on younger female fans in DMs it came out that he had been convicted of sexual contact with a minor which he defended himself with the classic "She lied about her age". Went to trial, got two years, and was recently released. He decided to start up a new Twitter account and people figured out it was him and urged the Jackets to not let him in the Arena to give his "game reports". He started posting stuff about how "they can't stop me bitches" and posting pictures of himself in the Jesus on the cross pose acting persecuted.

Then he decided he wanted to open a "Family oriented hockey-themed restaurant" in the Arena district. Which went over well. They moved briefly to "It's his girlfriends restaurant and he is only helping"


"No one would have a problem if he wasn't a sex offender". They said it out loud and still missed the point.

Last night he moved to pretending to be him mom on Twitter and defending himself before:
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"No one would have a problem if he wasn't a sex offender". They said it out loud and still missed the point.
what ever happened to baby jane but you are blanche GIF





/it's not often when you can slip in a "What Every Happened to Baby Jane" reference.
//Dash woulda gone with the Seinfeld parody scene
 
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Reverse retro leaks have started. Gotta say the first mockup with the "union (navy)" blue looked far worse. Not bad but still kinda missed the mark. the blue is the third jersey trim color.

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I think I would have preferred either original crest or the cannon crest. The two different blues spoils it for me.
 

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Reverse retro leaks have started. Gotta say the first mockup with the "union (navy)" blue looked far worse. Not bad but still kinda missed the mark. the blue is the third jersey trim color.

FfdKxXMXEBoDXbd


I think I would have preferred either original crest or the cannon crest. The two different blues spoils it for me.
You know what would really complete that look? A couple of buckeyes on the back of the shoulders.
 

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A pattern is emerging; Neither Jenner nor Nyquist can come close to keeping up with JG.
 

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Don't look now, but Jonathan Hockey has a 4 game point streak.
 

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77 has some pretty good hockey IQ up there. Keeps a play in on the wall, drops back to protect against the transition, reads a keepin and then fills an open spot to wait for a ridiculous pass.


Oh yeah, and scores the game winner.
 

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77 has some pretty good hockey IQ up there. Keeps a play in on the wall, drops back to protect against the transition, reads a keepin and then fills an open spot to wait for a ridiculous pass.


Oh yeah, and scores the game winner.

It's great to see a full house at Nationwide as well - That crowd pop on that GWG was loud!!
 

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Imagine how that #3 line will look without two fire hydrants on it!
 

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First NHL goal for the youngin'.

Larsen still only gonna play him 13 minutes a night.
 
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