Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

It's Kent Johnson's b-day today - Will he get a hat trick tonight or only two goals?

/Stealing @esls79 thunder

 

[forty_three]

JD Vance has bought ads on CBJ Broadcasts.

Here is me whenever I see one:

 

[forty_three]

Boone Jenner on a 2 on 0 with Johnny Gaudreau:

"Yeah, I should be the one to shoot this"

 

[dash]

Jackets have the Canucks right where they want them down 2-0

 

[forty_three]

Mathieu Olivier just killed an offensive zone possession with a fight.

But at least when he isn't fighting he is slow, stupid and has hands of stone! So glad we don't have losers like Foudy or Marchenko in.

 

[sbb122]

Mathieu Olivier just killed an offensive zone possession with a fight.

But at least when he isn't fighting he is slow, stupid and has hands of stone! So glad we don't have losers like Foudy or Marchenko in.

Sounds like you’re missing Jared Boll

 

[dash]

Sounds like you’re missing Jared Boll

The judges would have also accepted Dalton Prout.

 

[forty_three]

Sounds like you’re missing Jared Boll

Nope. He's on the bench as a coach.

Which explains a lot.

 

[sbb122]

Nope. He's on the bench as a coach.

Which explains a lot.

Oh lord

 

[forty_three]

Oh lord

I went looking for a picture to prove it, but it made me so mad and now I have kicked my cat.

 

[dash]

 

[dash]

Tie game.

 

[naslundfan19]

Apparently everyone but the ones whose job it is to know saw that puck hit the netting.

 

[forty_three]

Absolute beauty of a dive from Roslovic to steal a Vancouver power play. The kinda shit Derek Roy could only dream of.

 

[dash]

That Horvat guy is heating up and raising that trade value.

 

[naslundfan19]

Absolute beauty of a dive from Roslovic to steal a Vancouver power play. The kinda shit Derek Roy could only dream of.

Quinn did intentionally go in to him. I had no issues with that call.

 

[forty_three]

Hockey Gods stepping in on that one. Lol

 

[naslundfan19]

That Horvat guy is heating up and raising that trade value.

Obviously the biggest goal of the year.(so far)

 

[forty_three]

Obviously the biggest goal of the year.(so far)

Just trying to impress Jarmo

 

[forty_three]

Imagine what he's gonna look like when he's not towing Nyquist and Jenner around all game...