Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

I love these, and I hope they continue forever. So good to see behind the scenes.


I am curious how Dean Kukan, a Swiss born hockey player who has only played in Ohio in the US, came to be wearing an Orioles hat.

 

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CBJ sign D Adam Boqvist to three-year extension | Columbus Blue Jackets

Boqvist became sixth blueliner in franchise history to record a double-digit goal season in 2021-22

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Lot of potential for 2.6m per year.

Guess his injury history played a big part in it.

 

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So it was suggested elsewhere that the Blue Jackets offer next year's first in a deal for Dach, and the kool aid drinkers are losing it because "Not with bedard there". Like another season of failure when NYR, WSH and PIT are getting worse, Philly didn't get better and NJD still undecided. No, it's better to fail for a 1 in 16 chance that Bedard isn't gifted to Arizona or Vegas.

If we traded even just next year's first and draft who everyone is talking about our lineup next year could be
Laine - Dach - Voracek
Nyquist - Johnson - Bjorkstrand
Texier - Roslovic - Sillinger
Jenner - Kuraly - Robinson

Chinakhov, Marchenko, Foudy, Gaunce, Danforth(Maybe Gauthier, Savoie or another forward) available

Werenski - Jiricek/Nemec
Gavrikov - Boqvist
Bean - Peeke

Christiansen, Blankenburg, Carlsson, Ceulemans, Knazko Available

That team is not in the lottery.

 

[forty_three]

The Jones trade is now complete.

Jackets got:
Boqvist
Bean (2nd rounder traded last year to Carolina for Jake)
Sillinger (12 OA last year, already played a full season)
Jiricek

Chicago got
Seth Jones
Nolan Allen - 1st rounder last year (as yet unsigned)
Dominic James (2022 sixth rounder)

And this was AFTER Jones had announced to the world that he was going to explore free agency. This is gonna be a beauty of a trade tree in ten years.

 

[forty_three]

Jarmo is just deciding between giving him all the money left or just most of it.

Team wants 6 years, Laine wants 5 if you believe twatwaffle.


Also, found this funny:

18 year old Cole Sillinger is beyond "Development camp" due to number of games played. His older brother Owen is at it though.

 

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Johnny Hockey negotiating with his agent Lewis Gross lol

- I was wrong. You were right. - The basic idea of negotiation...

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...as I understand it is to get your price to go up.

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- You're smart. I'm dumb. - This is how they negotiate...

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...in the Bizarro World.

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[forty_three]

Full quote is even better. I love that bald Finnish beauty

So many people from New Jersey are over the top salty. Maybe they will stop moving here, then. I am tired of seeing so many tracksuits stained with fake tan.

 

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[Bloody Brian Burke]

Congratulations to the Jackets on becoming the 2010-2015 Leafs.

Hell, they don't even have to go out and find a US College 1C - Young Bozak's a UFA right now!

/At least CBJ have a goalie.

 

[esls79]

Congratulations to the Jackets on becoming the 2010-2015 Leafs.

Hell, they don't even have to go out and find a US College 1C - Young Bozak's a UFA right now!

/At least CBJ have a goalie.

Need some Randy Carlyle in the mix though.

 

[forty_three]

Kent Johnson is apparently super stoked. Gaudreau was his idol growing up and he wears 13 because of Gaudreau. Kent is a BC boy, by the way.

He willingly gave the number up. I am sure a Rolex was involved.

 

[forty_three]

Congratulations to the Jackets on becoming the 2010-2015 Leafs.

Hell, they don't even have to go out and find a US College 1C - Young Bozak's a UFA right now!

/At least CBJ have a goalie.

Shows what you know, we have 2 College centers already.

 

[forty_three]

People here a little fanatical about anyone else wearing Cam's #13.

Cam is cool with it.

Also, Cam is another dude who plays somewhere else but still lives here.

 

[forty_three]

This man is a national treasure and we can never, ever trade him.

 

[mattola]

 

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