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Went to the Jackets game last night and wound up sitting behind this dingus who kept loudly proclaiming he knows everything about hockey to the 3 people with him. A fact he proved when he correctly called an "OFFSIDES" call when only 4 Ottawa Senators were left inside the zone when the fifth pulled the puck back in. A few of his other highlights:

- No less than 4 times throughout the game got up during play to leave the row to go get food and or beer.
- Yelled at the Usher who wouldn't let him back in until a whistle EACH TIME
- Told his girl to watch number 13. "Cam Atkinson is our best player". Pretty impressive to speak 6 words and be wrong 3 times.
- Yelled "Get that shutout Elvis!". Sens scored after the next faceoff. Mrs 43 was going to "accidentally" dump her drink on him.
- Seemed to hate Tkachuk enough to keep telling him that he sucks. Presumably he felt Brady didn't know as much about hockey as he does. He took Brady's goal as a personal attack.
- Realized by the end of the second that the two seats directly in front of my wife and I were empty and text two guys who were somewhere else in the arena to sit there. One of which was a skinny guy with an enormous gourd for a head who stood up whenever the puck was within 30 feet of the goal. Either goal. The season ticket holder behind me reached by me, put his hand on the guy's shoulder and said "Sit the fuck down Megamind". Many lols

Otherwise, damn good game. Never realized how damn fast Formenton is.
 

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How about that kid Blankenburg with the GWG today? Nice wrister from the point.
 

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Before any movement in the lottery, the Blue Jackets hold picks #6 and #12.

Last year, they chose Kent Johnson and Cole Sillinger at 5 and 12.
 

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No bridge. No bullshit. Just pay him. He's an elite talent and we need to keep him. We get a lot of shit for players leaving, so we need this big one to stay.

And he really wants to.
 

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The full interview; the cannon discussion was at the end. Hedger, of "Tell us which players asked for therapy" fame asked specifically about the cannon so it stands to reason that he would tweet it to stir shit. Elvis' full answer was that it was tough getting back to hockey and the cannon was one of the things that he had to overcome. He said he worked through a lot of issues this year and now he loves hearing the cannon. He had a harder time around the holidays.

In the Laine interview his first question was about Laine's father. Fuck Hedger. If it's possible, I think he's worse than Twatwaffle.
 

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Looking like 2 years for Kirill the Thrill v 2.0
 

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This series is cool to see behind the scenes. Vladislav Gavirikov is freaking hilarious.

*delayed penalty*
"Good sprint, Elvis. Good job"
*whistle*
"Get the fuck out of here, Elvis"
 

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I guess Jarmo thought things were a little quiet.


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I shoulda gone. Would have met coach Lars and the Goose.

This photo contains my hockey boss, three co-coaches, my goalie coaching mentor, two of my players and an NCAA Div3 National Champion.
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I am a little concerned that goalie appears to have an ace bandage on his knee...
 

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Drone shot of the gulleywasher storm we had yesterday.
 

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3yrs, 1.05m per. I was expecting him to get at least twice that dollars wise.
 

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