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Went to the Jackets game last night and wound up sitting behind this dingus who kept loudly proclaiming he knows everything about hockey to the 3 people with him. A fact he proved when he correctly called an "OFFSIDES" call when only 4 Ottawa Senators were left inside the zone when the fifth pulled the puck back in. A few of his other highlights:
- No less than 4 times throughout the game got up during play to leave the row to go get food and or beer.
- Yelled at the Usher who wouldn't let him back in until a whistle EACH TIME
- Told his girl to watch number 13. "Cam Atkinson is our best player". Pretty impressive to speak 6 words and be wrong 3 times.
- Yelled "Get that shutout Elvis!". Sens scored after the next faceoff. Mrs 43 was going to "accidentally" dump her drink on him.
- Seemed to hate Tkachuk enough to keep telling him that he sucks. Presumably he felt Brady didn't know as much about hockey as he does. He took Brady's goal as a personal attack.
- Realized by the end of the second that the two seats directly in front of my wife and I were empty and text two guys who were somewhere else in the arena to sit there. One of which was a skinny guy with an enormous gourd for a head who stood up whenever the puck was within 30 feet of the goal. Either goal. The season ticket holder behind me reached by me, put his hand on the guy's shoulder and said "Sit the fuck down Megamind". Many lols
Otherwise, damn good game. Never realized how damn fast Formenton is.
- No less than 4 times throughout the game got up during play to leave the row to go get food and or beer.
- Yelled at the Usher who wouldn't let him back in until a whistle EACH TIME
- Told his girl to watch number 13. "Cam Atkinson is our best player". Pretty impressive to speak 6 words and be wrong 3 times.
- Yelled "Get that shutout Elvis!". Sens scored after the next faceoff. Mrs 43 was going to "accidentally" dump her drink on him.
- Seemed to hate Tkachuk enough to keep telling him that he sucks. Presumably he felt Brady didn't know as much about hockey as he does. He took Brady's goal as a personal attack.
- Realized by the end of the second that the two seats directly in front of my wife and I were empty and text two guys who were somewhere else in the arena to sit there. One of which was a skinny guy with an enormous gourd for a head who stood up whenever the puck was within 30 feet of the goal. Either goal. The season ticket holder behind me reached by me, put his hand on the guy's shoulder and said "Sit the fuck down Megamind". Many lols
Otherwise, damn good game. Never realized how damn fast Formenton is.
