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...look who's streaking!


2 games in a row with 5 goals?!



And it's a sad day when you can buy CBJ/Detroit tickets for $10
 

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Ryan Murray comes back. Team wins games. You can't explain that.
 

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I believe they had a power play goal last night, too...2 games in a row
 

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Fuckin' scrub. So glad we have average Jo.
 

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And you are pants on hear retarded if you'd rather have Korpisalo over any of those guys when the games get bigger and start mattering more.
 

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And you are pants on hear retarded if you'd rather have Korpisalo over any of those guys when the games get bigger and start mattering more.
Still in the camp of him not being a good #1, but he has definitely played better lately. Hopefully he can keep it up
 

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Fucking penalties
 

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Werenski out a monthski

Yeah, tough break. Was an innocent play too. Just a simple collision outside the crease.

But considering it's the one he had surgery on last year, coulda been worse. Hope they go ahead and give Andrew Peeke a look to see where we really stand organizationally at D.

And that goodness we didn't trade D depth for scoring help yet. Nutivaara and Werenski are both out and Murray is currently playing hurt.
 

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Average Jo is playing above his ceiling. And even playing above his ceiling, he was not going to get this team into the playoffs. Torts won't give Elvis a chance, so...

We need to look at some guys who need a change of scenery and then we need to really scout the top five potentials in the next draft. That's where we are. 11 points out a playoff spot, 9 out the WC. In the toughest division in hockey.

Guys who should be looking over their shoulder right now:
Anderson
Atkinson
Harrington
Korpisalo
Milano

To quote the one true joker:
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Replace "town" with "team".
 

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Average Jo is playing above his ceiling. And even playing above his ceiling, he was not going to get this team into the playoffs. Torts won't give Elvis a chance, so...

We need to look at some guys who need a change of scenery and then we need to really scout the top five potentials in the next draft. That's where we are. 11 points out a playoff spot, 9 out the WC. In the toughest division in hockey.

Guys who should be looking over their shoulder right now:
Anderson
Atkinson
Harrington
Korpisalo
Milano

To quote the one true joker:
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Replace "town" with "team".
Atkinson would piss a lot of people off
 

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Atkinson would piss a lot of people off

Anderson too. But he's been awful. And he's still got some value.

They wouldn't necessarily need to trade Atkinson. Just say they are getting calls about him. Wake him up.
 
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Anderson too. But he's been awful. And he's still got some value.

They wouldn't necessarily need to trade Atkinson. Just say they are getting calls about him. Wake him up.
People would stomach Anderson much better. I think we all pretty much realize that playoffs aren't happening this year by now.
 

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Looks like the Panthers are going to sit Bob for our game
 

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Local media:
Why We Should Welcome Back Artemi Panarin With Open, Appreciative Arms


Artemi Panarin in an interview about how his life has changed:
"I have a house with a garage, it's so different"

Columbus fans:
We hAvE GaRaGeS!!! YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH


Most talented player to ever wear our jersey and the fucknuts are gonna boo him.
 
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