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He probably does have a garage and wishes he didnt again


That means someone actually asked the question.

And yeah, he walked here. My son used to practice at the arena and on game days we'd arrive right around the time Bob was walking by. He always gave us a smile and wave as we were pulling goalie gear out of the car.
 
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Ducliar scores against us. Again.

I can't help but notice that the Jackets gave up on:
- Marchessault. Who went on to be a stud.
- W Karlsson. Who went on to write one of the best stories in NHL history.
- Dzingel. Regarded as useless while here and allowed to walk, would be 2nd in scoring on the Jackets this year
- Duclair. Thought to be not enough of a pro, would be leading the Jackets in points and goals.

But somehow we are convinced that Milano and Anderson are the way forward.
 

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Ducliar scores against us. Again.

I can't help but notice that the Jackets gave up on:
- Marchessault. Who went on to be a stud.
- W Karlsson. Who went on to write one of the best stories in NHL history.
- Dzingel. Regarded as useless while here and allowed to walk, would be 2nd in scoring on the Jackets this year
- Duclair. Thought to be not enough of a pro, would be leading the Jackets in points and goals.

But somehow we are convinced that Milano and Anderson are the way forward.

Milano just got rocked by BoroCop and Anderson just fought Boro looking for retribution.
 

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You know, while we're trying to clean up the hockey culture, can we also get rid of the need for guys to fight after a clean or accidental hit?!? Or if you decide to fight, it's an automatic game ejection?!?
 

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Milano just got rocked by BoroCop and Anderson just fought Boro looking for retribution.

Yeah, was completely an accident. Milano clipped his skate on the boards and fell. Boro called for the play to stop immediately. Boro's a piece of shit often, but nothing at all bad to say about that one.

The fact that Anderson fought him for it is asinine.



I mean *ahem* OLD TIME HOCKEY
 

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Duclair from Anisimov.

there was a time when that phrase would have thrilled me.
 

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Anyone got Peter DeBoer's number?

This team has given up.
 

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Apparently the whole problem is Elvis. "He's just not coming along"

Ah, so starting him every 8th game is bad for his development? SO WEIRD
 

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Ah. Torts has changed goalies.

Sorry, but I hope he gets lit the fuck up. It's not goaltending.




Oh good. Anderson has apparently broken his hand fighting Boro for no reason.
 

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Ryan Murray has left the bench, and Pierre-Luc Dubois is icing his hand in the penalty box.


yay
 

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Ducliar scores against us. Again.

I can't help but notice that the Jackets gave up on:
- Marchessault. Who went on to be a stud.
- W Karlsson. Who went on to write one of the best stories in NHL history.
- Dzingel. Regarded as useless while here and allowed to walk, would be 2nd in scoring on the Jackets this year
- Duclair. Thought to be not enough of a pro, would be leading the Jackets in points and goals.

But somehow we are convinced that Milano and Anderson are the way forward.

I hate the "not a pro" shit. They're getting paid to play in the NHL; by definition a pro. It doesn't matter if it's from an insane work ethic or insane talent. If they're better than the next guy then play them and get the best out of them. Duclair has been awesome for Ottawa and is even working the PK from time to time. His teammates seem to love him and so do the coaching staff. The fans are quickly making him a fan favourite. I don't know if it's a maturity thing, a last chance thing or something more sinister but I can't figure out why he hasn't taken off elsewhere. He's been amazing on arrival.

Anyone got Peter DeBoer's number?

This team has given up.

At least they battled back. They pushed hard in the third.

But Duclair was just too much for Torts and the gang. :D
 

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I hate the "not a pro" shit. They're getting paid to play in the NHL; by definition a pro. It doesn't matter if it's from an insane work ethic or insane talent. If they're better than the next guy then play them and get the best out of them. Duclair has been awesome for Ottawa and is even working the PK from time to time. His teammates seem to love him and so do the coaching staff. The fans are quickly making him a fan favourite. I don't know if it's a maturity thing, a last chance thing or something more sinister but I can't figure out why he hasn't taken off elsewhere. He's been amazing on arrival.

Everyone here loved him too. Still close friends with some of the guys. In the offseason, he went to Nashville with a bunch of Jackets players for Nash's birthday and came back to Columbus for a fundraiser event.

Some fans here keep regurgitating the "he disappeared in the second half" and there is some truth to that statistically. But the second half is when Torts really put pressure on him to up his defensive play. You know, not everyone can be Patrice Bergeron. He would have taken off here if we just let him play his game.

Today was a shining example of Torts mismanagement of assets. Forgetting that he pulled his goalie down 2-1, look at Texier. Singlehandedly dragged the team back into the game. He had 12 minutes and was +3. Boone Jenner who was brutal the whole game and finished -1 had 22.
 

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Yes. He was asking seriously.

And people answered seriously.


:L
 

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I think people just want to see Torts' head explode Scanners style :wink:
 

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Fuck Tom Wilson

 
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Anyone know what's French for "you missed me, bitch"
 
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