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Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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Translation: Not only will they force me to pay my fair share of taxes, they will probably look into that whole election interference thing and where I got the money to buy Twitter. And while being in prison is far safer than what Russia or the Saudis will do to me, I won't be able to get hair plug maintenance behind bars.
 

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Neil Cavuto is all out of fucks to give lol

 

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Can anybody tell me where I can buy a "Make Them Riot" hat?
 

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Neil Cavuto is all out of fucks to give lol

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See? That's the key. Share the list with someone before you start feeling suicidal.

"The names will shock you." Somehow, I am not sure about that.
 

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So apparently, GOP heavily doctored the official photo of Vance for some damn reason.

This is why the Internet was invented, a thread

By the time Canadian Thanksgiving is here, he'll be completely stuffed - He's already a turkey :D
 
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