Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

[Comeds]

at the very beginning of the case

Judge: Do you understand these charges ?
cheeto: Yes, I do.

Yeah, thats pretty clear.

Side thought - I bet he'd answer a lot of questions like that.

Do you understand nuclear fission? Yes, I do.
Do you know exactly how the price of oil is determined? Yes, I do.
Do you know what it's like for a woman to go through menopause? Yes, I do.
Do you know half the country despises you? That's not true.

 

[puckhead]

"I understand these charges better than anyone. Better that you, in fact. Not many people know this, but I know everything about the law. Did I study law? No, but you pick things up along the way. A president can do anything, and it's not illegal. Well, not the current president because that would be crazy, but the past president. No, not all past presidents, because they are crooked as well. But me. Just me. Wait, what was the question? Oh yeah, person, man, camera, woman, tv. "

 

[buffhockey]

This one is probably pretty close to what happens actually happens behind the scenes.



The Eric line is pretty damn funny.

 

[dash]

Pretty pretty pretty good.

 

[forty_three]

Former Apprentice Producer Claims Trump Said ‘Would America Buy A N***** Winning?’ — And It’s On Tape

Trump is alleged to have used the n-word during deliberations during the first season of The Apprentice, and according to a former producer —And here are tapes!

www.mediaite.com

Changes nothing. We already know he's racist. It's why 90% of his supporters are his supporters.

 

[dash]

Former Apprentice Producer Claims Trump Said ‘Would America Buy A N***** Winning?’ — And It’s On Tape

Trump is alleged to have used the n-word during deliberations during the first season of The Apprentice, and according to a former producer —And here are tapes!

www.mediaite.com

Changes nothing. We already know he's racist. It's why 90% of his supporters are his supporters.

Actually it might give him a 10% boost in the polls.

 

[forty_three]

Actually it might give him a 10% boost in the polls.

Motivating the lazy racist vote

 

[buffhockey]

 

[dash]

 

[sbb122]

Trump verdict is in, stay tuned…


/story of my life, a day late and a dollar short lol

 

[dash]

Trump verdict is in, stay tuned…


/story of my life, a day late and a dollar short lol

I hear the train a-comin', it's rolling round the bend
And I haven't seen the sunshine since I don't know when...

 

[puckhead]

Fun fact, the GOP's nominee is not even allowed to VOTE in the next election

 

[mattola]

Fun fact, the GOP's nominee is not even allowed to VOTE in the next election

 

[buffhockey]

 

[dash]

Let's go jurors (clap clap clapclapclap)
Let's go jurors (clap clap clapclapclap)

 

[thedddd]

You all know why..... .....

 

[esls79]

So Trump went 0-34, correct?

/hey, he should coach the Penguins power play with those numbers

 

[mattola]

im going to have a couple pints tonight...

 

[mattola]

not a cult

 

[Loco2]

You can claim an election is rigged, but elections are run by citizens who take an oath to serve an important democratic function.

You can claim a trial is rigged, but juries are run by citizens who take an oath to serve an important democratic function.

None of these things are rigged. Someone just values his own wealth/power more than democracy. Simple. Guilty.