Chechnyans? Entire city of Boston on Lockdown. 1 Dead, 1 on the run.

[Ron Burgundy]

Was going to leave, VP... Too many people asked me to stay...

 

[black francis]

Tonight's game at Fenway Park scheduled for 6:10pm CT has been postponed to support efforts of law enforcement officers.

 

[Village Plumber]

Boston Police Dept. @Boston_Police#CommunityAlert: Bruins Game, Red Sox Game & Big Apple Circus performance scheduled for tonite have been postponed.

"Baseball and Hockey were never big here. We've always been a Football and non-captured terrorist town"

 

[Village Plumber]

Was going to leave, VP... Too many people asked me to stay...

Understood

 

[cerealboi]

Tonight's game at Fenway Park scheduled for 6:10pm CT has been postponed to support efforts of law enforcement officers.

Sox bullpen gets a day of rest. All part of the plan.

 

[black francis]

"Baseball and Hockey were never big here. We've always been a Football and non-captured terrorist town"

in an act of goodwill, the Boston PD will be replacing the circus.

 

[Village Plumber]

Tonight's game at Fenway Park scheduled for 6:10pm CT has been postponed to support efforts of law enforcement officers.

"That sucks, I was planning on catching the game at Fenway tonight, and then spending the day tomorrow checking out the performers in Quincy Market"

-Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

All these young guys their interviewing in Boston look like fucking lazy pot heads.

 

[cerealboi]

"Baseball and Hockey were never big here. We've always been a Football and non-captured terrorist town"

Big Apple Circus? is that the one where Dirt rides around on a seatless unicycle juggling dildos? Damn, I hate to miss that.

 

[obxyankeefan]

in an act of goodwill, the Boston PD will be replacing the circus.

Suspects father
" They were framed. The cowards shot him. Most police are like that."

This family couldn't get any better can they.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

All these young guys their interviewing in Boston look like fucking lazy pot heads.

Yeah, but they've been to college and know the difference between their and they're...

 

[black francis]

Suspects father
" They were framed. The cowards shot him. Most police are like that."

This family couldn't get any better can they.

maybe they should be next

 

[black francis]

gotta play two tomorrow, assuming the keystone cops can complete their job

 

[molsaniceman]

game cancelled royals get saved from another loss

 

[black francis]

11m we have never "locked down" an entire metro area before. The British couldn't do it, but two guys in baseball hats did.

 

[cerealboi]

gotta play two tomorrow, assuming the keystone cops can complete their job

Extra day of batting practice for big Papi. Royals pwned.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Innocent people normally throw explosives at police officers.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Snoogins, there is good new with this outcome, you'll be able to drive drunk now because there wont be any cops on the road.

 

[FlatBroke]

Tonight's game at Fenway Park scheduled for 6:10pm CT has been postponed to support efforts of law enforcement officers.

...this would be no problem if it were a patriots game......how far is foxboro from boston?...50 miles?......

....the bomber is probably there now....

 

[Village Plumber]

11m we have never "locked down" an entire metro area before. The British couldn't do it, but two guys in baseball hats did.

Yeah, but to be fair, when they have an armed and dangerous criminal cornered, he's usually not still at large and unaccounted for 20 hours later