Chechnyans? Entire city of Boston on Lockdown. 1 Dead, 1 on the run.

[FlatBroke]

When the LAPD got wind of Christopher Dorner's whereabouts, they cornered him in a cabin and didn't let him escape until he eventually succumbed

...well they are badass after all......

When Massachusetts law enforcement got wind of this 19 year old punks whereabouts, he escaped by driving past a police barricade, and is still at large, likely driving in public while police set block off entire towns

....imagining the visual.....that shit is funny.....

 

[Village Plumber]

the entire town is hiding at home, and this guy is still out wandering around town

"there's no way he's on the road. We told everyone to stay inside"

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

"Sarge The Red Sox game starts at 7"

 

[Village Plumber]

...well they are badass after all......



....imagining the visual.....that shit is funny.....

600 law enforcement people will be raiding a home in Watertown while this kid casually drives by the scene, with an officer flagging him down and recommending he stay inside because there's a terrorist on the loose

 

[black francis]

"there's no way he's on the road. We told everyone to stay inside"

"what do you mean, track his cellphone? you think he has one of those?"

 

[black francis]

"fuck, this is so much harder than arresting a black guy for trying to get inside his own house."

 

[Village Plumber]

"I get out at 4 pm per Union rules. If we don't catch him by then, everyone meet back here at 9:00 AM Monday and we'll pick up the search from where we left off"

 

[black francis]

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

"You're not a fucking professor, you're black"

 

[gener8tr]

Our Boston friends are gone. All of them.

 

[obxyankeefan]

best joke of the day

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

....imagining the visual.....that shit is funny.....

I don't recall which Cheech and Chong film it was, but there was a scene where the police had been called to a hotel to arrest the pair, and they were already outside, right up at the barricade, tape-recording the cop on the megaphone.

The hotel staff person who had called the cops was none other than Paul Reubens, aka "PeeWee," who - in order to speed up the response, had told them "I think they're Iranian!"

 

[BUCCS469]

Our Boston friends are gone. All of them.

where??? to hangout with dickshot?

 

[FlatBroke]

600 law enforcement people will be raiding a home in Watertown while this kid casually drives by the scene, with an officer flagging him down and recommending he stay inside because there's a terrorist on the loose

officer: son, you need to get home

bomber: tavarish das druvanya?

officer: i dont speak jewish, i said get-o the fuck-o home-o!!!

 

[black francis]

 

[BUCCS469]

officer: son, you need to get home

bomber: tavarish das druvanya?

officer: i dont speak jewish, i said get-o the fuck-o home-o!!!

l the fuckin o l

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

"I cant run to the admins anyomre, this place sucks"

 

[Village Plumber]

"we're looking for a black CRV, no wait, I meant a green Corolloa. Change of plans, look for a blue Audi. The suspect is likely in a green hummer. Did I say green hummer? I mean white Ford Edge. Man that car is sweet. I bet the terrorist is driven"

 

[BUCCS469]

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[black francis]

pussies

Boston DH David Ortiz has told Boston reporters that tonight's game is canceled. Nothing official yet from the Red Sox,