Chechnyans? Entire city of Boston on Lockdown. 1 Dead, 1 on the run.

[gener8tr]

I'm out for the weekend, ya'll.

Peace and love... Peace and love.

 

[obxyankeefan]

CNN just showed a video of the Boston police standing around with the caption "we are 70% done please be patient"

 

[BUCCS469]

pussies

Boston DH David Ortiz has told Boston reporters that tonight's game is canceled. Nothing official yet from the Red Sox,

kansas city should request the red sox forfeit

 

[obxyankeefan]

I see VP has brought out the Broken Sissors.

 

[obxyankeefan]

kansas city should request the red sox forfeit

Now that would be funny

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

A Douchebag Unicorn Gives A Public service announcement - YouTube


In case you guys were wondering, I'm a celebrity.

 

[Village Plumber]

officer: son, you need to get home

bomber: tavarish das druvanya?

officer: i dont speak jewish, i said get-o the fuck-o home-o!!!

terrorist drives by scene

officer: Hey you dipshit, I'm stuck here at a crime scene. We've got a terrorist inside. 100% sure. Head over to Dunkin and pick me up 3 donuts and some coffee

terrorist: allah akbar die motherfucker I'll kill you JIHAAAAD

officer: no, 2 chocolate glazed and 1 powdered, not 1 chocolate glazed and 2 powdered

 

[BUCCS469]

terrorist drives by scene

officer: Hey you dipshit, I'm stuck here at a crime scene. We've got a terrorist inside. 100% sure. Head over to Dunkin and pick me up 3 donuts and some coffee

terrorist: allah akbar die motherfucker I'll kill you JIHAAAAD

officer: no, 2 chocolate glazed and 1 powdered, not 1 chocolate glazed and 2 powdered

that big and toasted is pretty good i must admit

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

"we're looking for a black CRV, no wait, I meant a green Corolloa. Change of plans, look for a blue Audi. The suspect is likely in a green hummer. Did I say green hummer? I mean white Ford Edge. Man that car is sweet. I bet the terrorist is driven"

Suspect is driving a red....CAR. License plate: "eggplant-xerxes-crybaby-overbite-narwhal."

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

"hey look boys, its Nomah Garciappara"

 

[Village Plumber]

I see VP has brought out the Broken Sissors.

I've always been a hardcore Pittsburgh Pirates and Virginia whatevertherecalled's fan

Lifelong, if not longer

 

[Ron Burgundy]

It's because there are other threads here with more original discussion, Gen...


We're not stuck anymore watching Ox and VP jack each other off with a "see who can make the lamest, least original joke in history" contest for 8 hours straight...

 

[BUCCS469]

It's because there are other threads here with more original discussion, Gen...


We're not stuck anymore watching Ox and VP jack each other off with a "see who can make the lamest, least original joke in history" contest for 8 hours straight...

THATS THE STUPIDIST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Do they have one of those crying emoticons for the Snoogster?

 

[Village Plumber]

If the whole point of the search was to find people that know the terrorists (instead of the actual terrorist himself), Massachusetts law enforcement would be doing a great job!

They've rounded up about 50 different people that know the terrorist went to Umass Dartmouth

Just to be on the safe side, they should round up a 51st

 

[black francis]

boston cant find 19 year old

no baseball game

 

[Village Plumber]

It's because there are other threads here with more original discussion, Gen...

I thought it's because you were leaving the boards forever yesterday

My bad

 

[cerealboi]

move the series to KC

we dont let 19 year olds bomb us

Too busy murdering hookers.

 

[black francis]

boston issues amber alert

 

[cerealboi]

pussies

Boston DH David Ortiz has told Boston reporters that tonight's game is canceled. Nothing official yet from the Red Sox,

Don't need anything official. Papi makes the rules.