Carson Wentz Apology Thread

[Anointed One]

Eagles fans next week after the Hawks game...

 

[Dude]

Is there another option? Asking for a friend.

 

[Anointed One]

 

[DallasSucks]

Nah, that’s not what happened in this thread at all

Eh, seems pretty accurate to me.

 

[SteelersPride]

You guys don’t understand, Wentz has only been injured in the half the seasons he’s played, so therefore.......

I get it now. Plus @RememberTheKoy reminded of his recent career defining win. You know a week 17 regular season win.

it's not like foles won the division, playoff games, conference titles, or a Super Bowl against the GOAT coach and qb.

I mean come on guys wentz beat Jason garret!!

 

[SteelersPride]

@eaglesnut family photo, he has the painted abs.

 

[Tapey]

Eh, seems pretty accurate to me.

Ok but now take a look back without your Wentz fanboy glasses on

 

[DallasSucks]

Ok but now take a look back without your Wentz fanboy glasses on

I did, still the same.

 

[Tapey]

I did, still the same.

I highly doubt you read 13 pages in a minute

 

[Stakesarehigh]

Carson really moves the needle here. I will give him that

 

[Tapey]

Carson really moves the needle here. I will give him that

You’re right he moves the needle in the pants of all the Carson Wentz fanboys. If you know what I mean

 

[DallasSucks]

I highly doubt you read 13 pages in a minute

I'm a faster reader than most.

 

[DallasSucks]

You’re right he moves the needle in the pants of all the Carson Wentz fanboys. If you know what I mean

Looks like he moves the haters too.

 

[Stakesarehigh]

You’re right he moves the needle in the pants of all the Carson Wentz fanboys. If you know what I mean

I won't judge them for their sexual attraction to "Ginger Jesus"

 

[SteelersPride]

Looks like he moves the haters too.

It's not so much the haters. I dint think any of us really hate. It's the eagles fanboys who pound their cheat the minute they do anything remotely good. Then run and hide when they fail. It's more the culture and mindset of the fan base. But I see your're newer, and on board with that.

 

[SU Nittany Tide]

It's not so much the haters. I dint think any of us really hate. It's the eagles fanboys who pound their cheat the minute they do anything remotely good. Then run and hide when they fail. It's more the culture and mindset of the fan base. But I see your're newer, and on board with that.

Can you show me some of these examples?

 

[dbldwn711]

I'm a faster reader than most.

By “most” do you mean eagles fans?

 

[dbldwn711]

Can you show me some of these examples?

You’re kidding, right?

 

[DallasSucks]

I won't judge them for their sexual attraction to "Ginger Jesus"

Eh, he doesn't do anything for me in that regard. His neckbeard is ugly and his mustache with a helmet on looks like he went face first in Rum Tum Tuggers butthole.

Now, Zack Ertz. There's a handsome put together, clean cut all American.

 

[SU Nittany Tide]

You’re kidding, right?

Nope. I certainly don't see much of that on these boards. I see plenty of people claiming it happens. Certainly not about this season.